Baby or Bride?
Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:06 by

First Primark try to sell padded bikinis for seven-year-olds, and now Pampers have released a sexy set of nappies attached to suspenders and a corset. Not really, this is actually a new range of bridal underwear from pants brand, Ultimo... but who is that modelling them?

Don't worry! It's not Peaches Geldof - thank God. Lucky Ultimo binned her though or our minds could have been tainted forever with the image of Peaches in a dirty nappy.

The dame behind the diaper is actually Kelly Brook.

She may be a shit TV presenter, but she can still pull off a pose or two. Does anyone else think more brides should start to wear these down the aisle?

In the meantime, Kelly was in Monaco for the Grand Prix at the weekend where she, well, did what she's doing in the Ultimo pictures - just with a couple more items of clothing on.

She is currently the girlfriend of English rugger bugger, Danny Cipriani. Although she may be his fiancée once he's seen these photos...

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    babonbunting Fri, 01/04/2011 - 16:31
  • Always shaken, Rev.

    huxylady Tue, 18/05/2010 - 21:14
  • Christ, I wish I could work out the attraction beyond a pair of tits for this woman. She's thick, ignorant, yet incredibly (relatively) successful and rich. And it's a well known fact in the rugby world that Cipriani needs a beard as well as a kicking coach.

    Basically a more attractive version of Jade with less racism

    koshmar Tue, 18/05/2010 - 20:22
  • Yeah but she chats rubbish and in a deliberate way. Lovely to look at but once she opens her mouf, dear God! And in pic 1, that's not a dirty nappy, that's an afro that needs trimming.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 18/05/2010 - 15:14
  • Nice norks.

    I wood.

    Freakoid Tue, 18/05/2010 - 13:23
  • I imagine The Duke has that outfit too, though it would be more of an off-grey than white by now.

    dandyboy Tue, 18/05/2010 - 12:04
  • All the same to me.

    AllyFarrell Tue, 18/05/2010 - 12:00
  • Shaken or stirred ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 18/05/2010 - 12:00
  • If it was that cretin mopsa i'd understand but AllyFarrell...

    BonnyWill Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:58
  • Woman with reasonably large breasts in cheap underwear. Slow news day? I would love a morning martini if you're offering Rev (Hendricks, straight up, three olives, ta)

    huxylady Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:52
  • Also states that she is currently the *boyfriend* of said egg-chaser....been at the morning martinis again ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:43
  • 'Welsh rugger bugger Danny Cipriani'

    I'm sure that's news to him. Last time I checked he was an England player.

    slug Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:38
  • 'Welsh rugger bugger Danny Cipriani'

    I'm sure that's news to him. Last time I checked he was an England player.

    slug Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:38
  • Also states that she is currently the *boyfriend* of said egg-chaser....been at the morning martinis again ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:43
  • Woman with reasonably large breasts in cheap underwear. Slow news day? I would love a morning martini if you're offering Rev (Hendricks, straight up, three olives, ta)

    huxylady Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:52
  • If it was that cretin mopsa i'd understand but AllyFarrell...

    BonnyWill Tue, 18/05/2010 - 11:58
  • Shaken or stirred ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 18/05/2010 - 12:00
  • All the same to me.

    AllyFarrell Tue, 18/05/2010 - 12:00
  • I imagine The Duke has that outfit too, though it would be more of an off-grey than white by now.

    dandyboy Tue, 18/05/2010 - 12:04
  • Nice norks.

    I wood.

    Freakoid Tue, 18/05/2010 - 13:23
  • Yeah but she chats rubbish and in a deliberate way. Lovely to look at but once she opens her mouf, dear God! And in pic 1, that's not a dirty nappy, that's an afro that needs trimming.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 18/05/2010 - 15:14
  • Christ, I wish I could work out the attraction beyond a pair of tits for this woman. She's thick, ignorant, yet incredibly (relatively) successful and rich. And it's a well known fact in the rugby world that Cipriani needs a beard as well as a kicking coach.

    Basically a more attractive version of Jade with less racism

    koshmar Tue, 18/05/2010 - 20:22
  • Always shaken, Rev.

    huxylady Tue, 18/05/2010 - 21:14
  • I am thoroughly convinced in this said post. I am currently searching for ways in which I could enhance my knowledge in this said topic you have posted here. It does help me a lot knowing that you have shared this information here freely. I love the way the people here interact and shared their opinions too. I would love to track your future posts pertaining to the said topic we are able to read.
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    babonbunting Fri, 01/04/2011 - 16:31

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