Apple through a tennis racket
Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:36 by Mr. HM

Why any celebrity would sell themselves down the river so far that inviting the cameras into the dentist to watch you having your teeth whitened is beyond me - but this person has... 

Yup, X Factor's Stacey Solomon takes time out from her busy music schedule to advertise some stupid teeth whitening service.

These pictures some up why celebrity is a bit like the Premier League. You have 4 people earning a shitload and living the dream all over the world and underneath 20,000 nutbags in Ed Hardy T-shirts living off the scraps left over and being forced to feed themselves by whoring out to any company daft enough to think that an ex-reality show contestant is going to open the floodgates for thousands of people not old enough to vote to GET THEIR TEETH WHITENED.

Still, rest easy - at least you now know where Bono got his look from.

  • Every one should take care of his/her teeth. I learned that on the hard way, I didn't have care of my teeth. Luckily my friend took me to cosmetic dentists Beverly Hills. They did a wonderful work and now I'm not ashamed to smile.

    ninamicu Tue, 19/04/2011 - 19:00
  • Well to see Tamara Beckwith's shit, they wouldn't have to retrain the cameras from her gob to her arse, that's for sure

    koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:34
  • crack me up bumspinach !!

    kermits Wed, 05/05/2010 - 16:57
  • Cracking good job, Gromit!

    fuckwit Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:45
  • You wilfully went somewhere where they starved you and put things in your bottom? well, different strokes, I suppose.

    Richard Blackwood. Hahaha. Bloody hell.

    tescopop Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:10
  • What? She's real? I thought she was a character from a Mike Leigh film.

    mrsmoon Wed, 05/05/2010 - 08:22
  • now for the nose...

    elbow Wed, 05/05/2010 - 08:17
  • They have filmed themselves pooing. Don't you remember that documentary about the Spa in Thailand where you don't eat for a week and have two enemas a day and Richard Blackwood and Tamara Beckwith let us have a look at their 'deposits' in a collander after their colonic irrigation...?

    What annoyed me about that show is I had actually just been to that Spa and it was well cool then they sent a bunch of wankers who were too important (and stupid) to actually follow the rules, rendering the whole thing pointless. Why are slebs such cocks?

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 05/05/2010 - 07:58
  • Christ. Why don't these people just film themselves pooing, eh? Bloody hell. Is nothing sacred?

    tescopop Tue, 04/05/2010 - 22:56
  • Well, didn't the Orange Cunt herself threaten to have her last child's birth filmed live for the internet masses?

    I heard the wide angle lens weren't wide enough for her grumbler. And the Hubble telescope was out of action that day.....

    koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 21:14
  • And this is the 'after' picture, good job dentist man.

    bumspinach Tue, 04/05/2010 - 20:13
  • Oh, I'm worried - her gum inflammation needs treating first I'd have thought. She's got some nasty recession on the bottom and the top looks like she needs to examine her flossing technique. But then I'm not a dentist... not last time I looked anyway.

    stella ah trois Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:49
  • Fucking hell, Saw 7 looks a bit tame. I will not be watching.

    TheDukers Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:49
  • Fucking hell, Saw 7 looks a bit tame. I will not be watching.

    TheDukers Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:49
  • Oh, I'm worried - her gum inflammation needs treating first I'd have thought. She's got some nasty recession on the bottom and the top looks like she needs to examine her flossing technique. But then I'm not a dentist... not last time I looked anyway.

    stella ah trois Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:49
  • And this is the 'after' picture, good job dentist man.

    bumspinach Tue, 04/05/2010 - 20:13
  • Well, didn't the Orange Cunt herself threaten to have her last child's birth filmed live for the internet masses?

    I heard the wide angle lens weren't wide enough for her grumbler. And the Hubble telescope was out of action that day.....

    koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 21:14
  • Christ. Why don't these people just film themselves pooing, eh? Bloody hell. Is nothing sacred?

    tescopop Tue, 04/05/2010 - 22:56
  • They have filmed themselves pooing. Don't you remember that documentary about the Spa in Thailand where you don't eat for a week and have two enemas a day and Richard Blackwood and Tamara Beckwith let us have a look at their 'deposits' in a collander after their colonic irrigation...?

    What annoyed me about that show is I had actually just been to that Spa and it was well cool then they sent a bunch of wankers who were too important (and stupid) to actually follow the rules, rendering the whole thing pointless. Why are slebs such cocks?

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 05/05/2010 - 07:58
  • now for the nose...

    elbow Wed, 05/05/2010 - 08:17
  • What? She's real? I thought she was a character from a Mike Leigh film.

    mrsmoon Wed, 05/05/2010 - 08:22
  • You wilfully went somewhere where they starved you and put things in your bottom? well, different strokes, I suppose.

    Richard Blackwood. Hahaha. Bloody hell.

    tescopop Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:10
  • Cracking good job, Gromit!

    fuckwit Wed, 05/05/2010 - 09:45
  • crack me up bumspinach !!

    kermits Wed, 05/05/2010 - 16:57
  • Well to see Tamara Beckwith's shit, they wouldn't have to retrain the cameras from her gob to her arse, that's for sure

    koshmar Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:34
  • Every one should take care of his/her teeth. I learned that on the hard way, I didn't have care of my teeth. Luckily my friend took me to cosmetic dentists Beverly Hills. They did a wonderful work and now I'm not ashamed to smile.

    ninamicu Tue, 19/04/2011 - 19:00

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