Which celebrity has sold their soul?
Apple through a tennis racket
Tue, 04/05/2010 - 18:36 by Mr. HMWhy any celebrity would sell themselves down the river so far that inviting the cameras into the dentist to watch you having your teeth whitened is beyond me - but this person has...
Yup, X Factor's Stacey Solomon takes time out from her busy music schedule to advertise some stupid teeth whitening service.
These pictures some up why celebrity is a bit like the Premier League. You have 4 people earning a shitload and living the dream all over the world and underneath 20,000 nutbags in Ed Hardy T-shirts living off the scraps left over and being forced to feed themselves by whoring out to any company daft enough to think that an ex-reality show contestant is going to open the floodgates for thousands of people not old enough to vote to GET THEIR TEETH WHITENED.
Still, rest easy - at least you now know where Bono got his look from.
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Every one should take care of his/her teeth. I learned that on the hard way, I didn't have care of my teeth. Luckily my friend took me to cosmetic dentists Beverly Hills. They did a wonderful work and now I'm not ashamed to smile.
Well to see Tamara Beckwith's shit, they wouldn't have to retrain the cameras from her gob to her arse, that's for sure
crack me up bumspinach !!
Cracking good job, Gromit!
You wilfully went somewhere where they starved you and put things in your bottom? well, different strokes, I suppose.
Richard Blackwood. Hahaha. Bloody hell.
What? She's real? I thought she was a character from a Mike Leigh film.
now for the nose...
They have filmed themselves pooing. Don't you remember that documentary about the Spa in Thailand where you don't eat for a week and have two enemas a day and Richard Blackwood and Tamara Beckwith let us have a look at their 'deposits' in a collander after their colonic irrigation...?
What annoyed me about that show is I had actually just been to that Spa and it was well cool then they sent a bunch of wankers who were too important (and stupid) to actually follow the rules, rendering the whole thing pointless. Why are slebs such cocks?
Christ. Why don't these people just film themselves pooing, eh? Bloody hell. Is nothing sacred?
Well, didn't the Orange Cunt herself threaten to have her last child's birth filmed live for the internet masses?
I heard the wide angle lens weren't wide enough for her grumbler. And the Hubble telescope was out of action that day.....
And this is the 'after' picture, good job dentist man.
Oh, I'm worried - her gum inflammation needs treating first I'd have thought. She's got some nasty recession on the bottom and the top looks like she needs to examine her flossing technique. But then I'm not a dentist... not last time I looked anyway.
Fucking hell, Saw 7 looks a bit tame. I will not be watching.
Fucking hell, Saw 7 looks a bit tame. I will not be watching.
Oh, I'm worried - her gum inflammation needs treating first I'd have thought. She's got some nasty recession on the bottom and the top looks like she needs to examine her flossing technique. But then I'm not a dentist... not last time I looked anyway.
And this is the 'after' picture, good job dentist man.
Well, didn't the Orange Cunt herself threaten to have her last child's birth filmed live for the internet masses?
I heard the wide angle lens weren't wide enough for her grumbler. And the Hubble telescope was out of action that day.....
Christ. Why don't these people just film themselves pooing, eh? Bloody hell. Is nothing sacred?
They have filmed themselves pooing. Don't you remember that documentary about the Spa in Thailand where you don't eat for a week and have two enemas a day and Richard Blackwood and Tamara Beckwith let us have a look at their 'deposits' in a collander after their colonic irrigation...?
What annoyed me about that show is I had actually just been to that Spa and it was well cool then they sent a bunch of wankers who were too important (and stupid) to actually follow the rules, rendering the whole thing pointless. Why are slebs such cocks?
now for the nose...
What? She's real? I thought she was a character from a Mike Leigh film.
You wilfully went somewhere where they starved you and put things in your bottom? well, different strokes, I suppose.
Richard Blackwood. Hahaha. Bloody hell.
Cracking good job, Gromit!
crack me up bumspinach !!
Well to see Tamara Beckwith's shit, they wouldn't have to retrain the cameras from her gob to her arse, that's for sure
Every one should take care of his/her teeth. I learned that on the hard way, I didn't have care of my teeth. Luckily my friend took me to cosmetic dentists Beverly Hills. They did a wonderful work and now I'm not ashamed to smile.