Alicia Douvall's dodgy breasts
Booby prize
Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:48 by HM writerIt's a slow news day so thank God for the constructive survey conducted by the Good Surgeon Guide, which can now reveal the very Worst Breasts in Britian, as voted for by the public. More shocking celebrity tits after the jump (and their botched breasts!)...
The complete list as follows:
1. Katie Price - predictable
2. Alicia Douvall - lumpy
3. Tori Spelling - bumpy
4. Donatella Versace - There's Something About Mary
6. Amy Winehouse - look, no bra!
7. Victoria Beckham - convincing
9. Jodie Marsh - natural
10. Stavros Flatley
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Comments
You said it.
I think the biggest tits are the stupid cunts who buy the photos for this story
When exactly did the public vote on this ?
What a load of Cupid Stunts. Much like the owners themselves.
I think it might be a mouth.
Waft a piece of Kentucky around it and it would soon enough start to twitch.
I think there should be a rule about putting in loads of unnecessary photographs. We don't need to see Katie Price more than once, or Tara Reid for that matter...
Jeez - and these are false boobies! Christ knows what their real ones looked like.
That VicBec armpit shot shocked me more than the amount of times you slipped in the same shot of Tara Reid!
I think Donatella is quite an inspiration. She has the body of a very old, very mahoganied man and she doesn't seem to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. You don't have to have big, round, terrifying, genetically engineered tits when you've got her money. Nothing seems to encourage large enthusiastic erections more than the prospect of a new yacht for Christmas instead of last year's jumper and packet of Liquorice Allsorts.
Went through all 20 and there's not ONE shot of Colin Montgomery!!
Pic 11 - What the be-jeesus is going on with her armpit ?? it looks like an ear or possibly the inside of a nose.....either way it is rank
Pic 11 - What the be-jeesus is going on with her armpit ?? it looks like an ear or possibly the inside of a nose.....either way it is rank
Went through all 20 and there's not ONE shot of Colin Montgomery!!
That VicBec armpit shot shocked me more than the amount of times you slipped in the same shot of Tara Reid!
I think Donatella is quite an inspiration. She has the body of a very old, very mahoganied man and she doesn't seem to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. You don't have to have big, round, terrifying, genetically engineered tits when you've got her money. Nothing seems to encourage large enthusiastic erections more than the prospect of a new yacht for Christmas instead of last year's jumper and packet of Liquorice Allsorts.
Jeez - and these are false boobies! Christ knows what their real ones looked like.
I think there should be a rule about putting in loads of unnecessary photographs. We don't need to see Katie Price more than once, or Tara Reid for that matter...
I think it might be a mouth.
Waft a piece of Kentucky around it and it would soon enough start to twitch.
What a load of Cupid Stunts. Much like the owners themselves.
When exactly did the public vote on this ?
I think the biggest tits are the stupid cunts who buy the photos for this story
You said it.