Worst Breasts of Britain (and Italy) poll, as voted for by the public and us

20Amy Winehouse - why oh why?Tori Spelling's norksadvertKatie Price's bangersStavros Flatley's titsPrice's bangersMeg Matthew - pierced advertTara Reid - pissedTara Reid - pissedTori Spelling's bumpy boobsVictoria Beckham looks so naturaladvertPrice's gorss nipple slipTara Reid - againDonatella Versace *dry heaves*Donatella Versace *dry heaves* (again)advertVictoria Beckham - Alicia Douvall's natural norksPrice looking horribleTara Reid - looks soreadvertJodie Marsh - are those real?

Alicia Douvall's dodgy breastsAlicia Douvall's dodgy breasts

Booby prize
Thu, 11/02/2010 - 12:48 by HM writer

It's a slow news day so thank God for the constructive survey conducted by the Good Surgeon Guide, which can now reveal the very Worst Breasts in Britian, as voted for by the public. More shocking celebrity tits after the jump (and their botched breasts!)...

The complete list as follows:

1. Katie Price - predictable

2. Alicia Douvall - lumpy

3. Tori Spelling - bumpy

4. Donatella Versace - There's Something About Mary

5. Tara Reid - Ouch!

6. Amy Winehouse - look, no bra!

7. Victoria Beckham - convincing

8. Meg Matthews -rock hard

9. Jodie Marsh - natural

10. Stavros Flatley

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Celebrity Plastic Surgery, Katie Price breasts pictures, Katie Price pictures, Katie Price, Meg Mathews, Tara Reid, Tori Spelling

Comments

  • You said it.

    sharonc Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:49

  • I think the biggest tits are the stupid cunts who buy the photos for this story

    koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 00:36

  • When exactly did the public vote on this ?

    tigerstail Thu, 11/02/2010 - 20:14

  • What a load of Cupid Stunts. Much like the owners themselves.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 19:36

  • I think it might be a mouth.
    Waft a piece of Kentucky around it and it would soon enough start to twitch.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 19:35

  • I think there should be a rule about putting in loads of unnecessary photographs. We don't need to see Katie Price more than once, or Tara Reid for that matter...

    angrykid Thu, 11/02/2010 - 19:14

  • Jeez - and these are false boobies! Christ knows what their real ones looked like.

    sjp6764 Thu, 11/02/2010 - 18:50

  • That VicBec armpit shot shocked me more than the amount of times you slipped in the same shot of Tara Reid!
    I think Donatella is quite an inspiration. She has the body of a very old, very mahoganied man and she doesn't seem to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. You don't have to have big, round, terrifying, genetically engineered tits when you've got her money. Nothing seems to encourage large enthusiastic erections more than the prospect of a new yacht for Christmas instead of last year's jumper and packet of Liquorice Allsorts.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 11/02/2010 - 14:24

  • Went through all 20 and there's not ONE shot of Colin Montgomery!!

    jiggerycock Thu, 11/02/2010 - 14:04

  • Pic 11 - What the be-jeesus is going on with her armpit ?? it looks like an ear or possibly the inside of a nose.....either way it is rank

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 13:04

  • Pic 11 - What the be-jeesus is going on with her armpit ?? it looks like an ear or possibly the inside of a nose.....either way it is rank

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 13:04

  • Went through all 20 and there's not ONE shot of Colin Montgomery!!

    jiggerycock Thu, 11/02/2010 - 14:04

  • That VicBec armpit shot shocked me more than the amount of times you slipped in the same shot of Tara Reid!
    I think Donatella is quite an inspiration. She has the body of a very old, very mahoganied man and she doesn't seem to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. You don't have to have big, round, terrifying, genetically engineered tits when you've got her money. Nothing seems to encourage large enthusiastic erections more than the prospect of a new yacht for Christmas instead of last year's jumper and packet of Liquorice Allsorts.

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 11/02/2010 - 14:24

  • Jeez - and these are false boobies! Christ knows what their real ones looked like.

    sjp6764 Thu, 11/02/2010 - 18:50

  • I think there should be a rule about putting in loads of unnecessary photographs. We don't need to see Katie Price more than once, or Tara Reid for that matter...

    angrykid Thu, 11/02/2010 - 19:14

  • I think it might be a mouth.
    Waft a piece of Kentucky around it and it would soon enough start to twitch.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 19:35

  • What a load of Cupid Stunts. Much like the owners themselves.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 19:36

  • When exactly did the public vote on this ?

    tigerstail Thu, 11/02/2010 - 20:14

  • I think the biggest tits are the stupid cunts who buy the photos for this story

    koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 00:36

  • You said it.

    sharonc Tue, 02/03/2010 - 14:49

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