Worst celebrity spouses: Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson top the list with Amy Winehouse

What a beautiful couple they would make. Thank you for this, Photoshop

He hasn't even got his own teeth

Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:12 by John Hill

Forget about all the awful things you've all offered to do to Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry, Tom Hardy and most recently, Henry Cavill. What you should be focussing on is who you'd like to go to Ikea with next Sunday, or who's going to embarass you at the Thompson's next easter drinks party, or who you have to try and make it work with for the sake of the children. That's right, it's your best and worst celebrity spouses!

No more sex, just love and more love and even that little extra bit of love you thought you'd told him to tidy up but he didn't because Top Gear was on.

So, MY OK! Wedding website (it's exactly what you'd think it is, and apparently not a magazine) took a poll and has revealed the least and most desireable celebrity spouses. Piers Morgan and a teenager are apparently more attractive than Tom Cruise, while every man supposedly wants to wed Kate Middleton. Not entirely sure how accurate these lists are, but we'll let you decide...

Least desirable celebrity husband:

1: Charlie Sheen

2: Mel Gibson

3: Tom Cruise

9: Chris Moyles

10: Wayne Rooney

Least desirable celebrity wife:

7: Lady Gaga

8: Madonna

9: Nicole Kidman

10: Sarah Jessica Parker

Most desirable celebrity wife:

1: Natalie Portman

2: Megan Fox

3: Katy Perry

4: Kate Moss

5: Gisele Bundchen

6: Cheryl Cole

7: Christina Hendricks

8: Rihanna

9: Kim Kardashian

10: Kate Middleton

Most desirable celebrity husband:

6: Colin Firth

9: Piers Morgan

10: Brad Pitt

That's right, Piers Morgan beat Brad Pitt. Whatever floats your boat we suppose, although in this case it seems more likely to be a SAGA cruiseship than a coastal drug runner.

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Comments

Piers Morgan?? Christ no. Agree that Tom Cruise would be a nightmare. He strikes me as this mumsy man with an inward-growing penis. Urgh. As for Prince William - no red-blooded woman could find THAT sexy.
PuddyTwat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 18:54
Bieber ? I mean fuck can you actually marry a child (outside of Pakistan of course) ?? Where are all the real hunks like Brian Blessed, Linford Christie & John Leslie ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 01/02/2011 - 17:11
No no no no no. NO. Most desirable celeb husbands are men like David Mitchell (lovely eyes) and John Cusack (lovely eyes and lovely sister) and that bloke Jim from the American Office (lovely smile).
Bieber? Morgan? Prince Harry? SRSLY? Who were they asking?
tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 16:07
Kim Kardashian desirable? PS Slug, you will always be number one on my list ... not sure which one though.
stella ah trois Tue, 01/02/2011 - 15:29
"It's exactly what you think it is..."

Oh dear Holy Moly. Y'see, if you check the rest of the news reports on this, you'll see that the poll was by My OK! Wedding. A website, not a magazine at all.

Eek. You wouldn't rip the piss out of something without checking first that you've actually got the target right, would you?!
Cookpasspartridge Tue, 01/02/2011 - 15:26
What??? Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Alex Reid and Jack Tweed didn't get a mention?
slug Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:47

What??? Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Alex Reid and Jack Tweed didn't get a mention?
slug Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:47
"It's exactly what you think it is..."

Oh dear Holy Moly. Y'see, if you check the rest of the news reports on this, you'll see that the poll was by My OK! Wedding. A website, not a magazine at all.

Eek. You wouldn't rip the piss out of something without checking first that you've actually got the target right, would you?!
Cookpasspartridge Tue, 01/02/2011 - 15:26
Kim Kardashian desirable? PS Slug, you will always be number one on my list ... not sure which one though.
stella ah trois Tue, 01/02/2011 - 15:29
No no no no no. NO. Most desirable celeb husbands are men like David Mitchell (lovely eyes) and John Cusack (lovely eyes and lovely sister) and that bloke Jim from the American Office (lovely smile).
Bieber? Morgan? Prince Harry? SRSLY? Who were they asking?
tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 16:07
Bieber ? I mean fuck can you actually marry a child (outside of Pakistan of course) ?? Where are all the real hunks like Brian Blessed, Linford Christie & John Leslie ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 01/02/2011 - 17:11
Piers Morgan?? Christ no. Agree that Tom Cruise would be a nightmare. He strikes me as this mumsy man with an inward-growing penis. Urgh. As for Prince William - no red-blooded woman could find THAT sexy.
PuddyTwat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 18:54