As if being at the 'What Goes Around Comes Around Vintage Clothing and Lifestyle Brand one year anniversary party' (That's the real name - not just some random wank name generator) wouldn't be bad enough, imagine your delight and being next to this pair of tonguing fools.

She's never going to recover after he dumps her is he? Peaches - this is as good as it's going to get. Start planning for a bumpy ride x

FYI -  Eli Roth, as well as looking a bit 'special', is also the result of a scientific DNA experiment between Zachary Quinto and Greg Rusedski.