XY Cromosone Factor
Sat, 09/01/2010 - 10:57 by Mr. HM

Dannii Minogue is pregnant. The X Factor judge was pictured leaving a Melbourne maternity hospital with boyfriend Kris Smith earlier this week and said to be "over the moon". X Factor 2010 could well see 2 new judges!

The Sydney Morning Herald quote the ever present source as saying:

"Dannii thought the time was right to start trying for a baby. The whole family are delighted for her - especially [sister] Kylie, who is so excited about having a little niece or nephew.

"Dannii really doesn't know what this means in terms of X Factor. The show is the last thing on her mind right now."

Dannii is due to give birth just as auditions start in the summer, meaning that unless she's going to get Simon and Louis to help, she won't be appearing.

That leaves Simon Cowell in a quandry. Producers have already indicated they want an extra judge next year, but now they have to find two. Robbie Williams is a likely candidate, but insiders are already nervous about having another expensive diva on board as costs escalate.

Mel B is probably on her way to find Simon in Barbados in a pedalo as you read.

Congratulations Dannii - babies are bloody brilliant.

(pics are amazing by the way - it's like a museum of the 90s starring Dannii and her changing face)

  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:27
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    v

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:27
  • I don't know. I don't watch that show. But no, I am not off the telly.

    tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:27
  • Tesco, are you actually Nessa off Gavin and Stacey? You talk the same kind of no-nonsense way. And I likes it

    fuckwit Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:18
  • I like them. They know how to get what they want, and I respect that.

    tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:04
  • Pic 1 - the epitome of smug and simpering

    Blartmonster Sun, 10/01/2010 - 17:58
  • Stella, you can also remind him that as a bloke he doesn't know what it's like to give birth, unless he imagines trying to shit out a basketball.....

    Blartmonster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 23:10
  • depends what you are comparing them to Stella. Also who the parents of said baby is...

    halfdeadfred Sat, 09/01/2010 - 23:04
  • That baby is going to inherit fucking strange-looking ears.

    Mr HM - can you back up the statement 'babies are bloody brilliant' with some evidence? I've never heard one offering a sensible opinion on anything. I think babies are frankly a bit thick.

    stella ah trois Sat, 09/01/2010 - 18:53
  • Looks like Bono in a blonde wig on the first pic.

    I'm afraid all the Minogues leave me cold - even St Kylie is not that great. Not that much talent in the genes, and let's face it, the crocks of shit she released before the stuff which everyone went gooey over were fucking awful. For a two-bit soap actress to ascend to such heights was a masterstroke of PR genius. Shame that live she can't replicate the studio wizardry.

    This other Minogue has even less to crow about. Average singing career and then the irony of being a talent judge, christ, just stick to having fucking babies, eh? Even chavs manage that

    Blartmonster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 14:43
  • Pic 2: She'd want to be careful or Sigourney Weaver will be after her in that robot suit thing.

    dandyboy Sat, 09/01/2010 - 12:54
  • what an awful picture ..! lol

    jack foster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 12:16
  • This goofy twat does nothing for me. Her sister on the other hand...

    pandakiller Sat, 09/01/2010 - 11:25
  • This goofy twat does nothing for me. Her sister on the other hand...

    pandakiller Sat, 09/01/2010 - 11:25
  • what an awful picture ..! lol

    jack foster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 12:16
  • Pic 2: She'd want to be careful or Sigourney Weaver will be after her in that robot suit thing.

    dandyboy Sat, 09/01/2010 - 12:54
  • Looks like Bono in a blonde wig on the first pic.

    I'm afraid all the Minogues leave me cold - even St Kylie is not that great. Not that much talent in the genes, and let's face it, the crocks of shit she released before the stuff which everyone went gooey over were fucking awful. For a two-bit soap actress to ascend to such heights was a masterstroke of PR genius. Shame that live she can't replicate the studio wizardry.

    This other Minogue has even less to crow about. Average singing career and then the irony of being a talent judge, christ, just stick to having fucking babies, eh? Even chavs manage that

    Blartmonster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 14:43
  • That baby is going to inherit fucking strange-looking ears.

    Mr HM - can you back up the statement 'babies are bloody brilliant' with some evidence? I've never heard one offering a sensible opinion on anything. I think babies are frankly a bit thick.

    stella ah trois Sat, 09/01/2010 - 18:53
  • depends what you are comparing them to Stella. Also who the parents of said baby is...

    halfdeadfred Sat, 09/01/2010 - 23:04
  • Stella, you can also remind him that as a bloke he doesn't know what it's like to give birth, unless he imagines trying to shit out a basketball.....

    Blartmonster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 23:10
  • Pic 1 - the epitome of smug and simpering

    Blartmonster Sun, 10/01/2010 - 17:58
  • I like them. They know how to get what they want, and I respect that.

    tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:04
  • Tesco, are you actually Nessa off Gavin and Stacey? You talk the same kind of no-nonsense way. And I likes it

    fuckwit Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:18
  • I don't know. I don't watch that show. But no, I am not off the telly.

    tescopop Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:27
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    v

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:27
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Tom Ford Eyeglasses

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:27

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