A Whole New Low
Tue, 13/07/2010 - 10:43 by HM writer

Katie Price has had a rare moment of self awareness and admitted that she's "not the best singer in the world". Which is about as much of an understatement as Paul Gascoigne claiming he gets a bit tipsy from time to time. But despite this, she's spotted a golden opportunity from Cheryl Cole being moments from death and wants to replace her as a judge on the 'X Factor'...

On her vocal ability or lack thereof, she said on Sky News yesterday:

"I’m not the best singer in the world, but I give it my best shot."

But she would still like to be a guest judge on 'X Factor', adding:

"I think everyone wants to be a judge on that show. Simon knows where I am."

And yet it's still unlikely he'll ever get in touch...

"I'm honest but some people will say: "Why's she doing it? What's she got to do with it? Blah, blah. But I've still got ears and can still hear things and can see looks."

Really??

 

 

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    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 01:06
  • Bloody el careers going from strenth to errrr.......................shit then!

    Nykola Tue, 13/07/2010 - 22:29
  • I couldn't agree more about the Minogue she is utter shite.

    TotalMunter Tue, 13/07/2010 - 18:01
  • True but even OK have wised up.

    She's one for the pikeys now.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 13/07/2010 - 16:06
  • Can you hear the desperation in her voice?

    She might as well hang a noose round her neck that says: "Will work for food"

    Has it dawned on her that she's become unemployable?

    Oh and Peter Andre is an insufferable arse when he sings.

    However I will say this. Katie's voice isn't the worst in the world. She's not a singer in the mould of someone you could listen to but...I'd put her on a par with Kylie quite frankly, and SHE gets away with it!

    PuddyTwat Tue, 13/07/2010 - 16:04
  • I wonder whether the joke's actually on us. I imagine she'd freely admit that she just acts like a spastic in order to earn money

    fuckwit Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:34
  • What do you reckon would be worse -

    1.) Having sponge-face big tits tell you that "Sorry but just aint got it" - HA ! you've just been judged by Katie Price

    or

    2.) Having the orange harlot say "Wow I fink you are amazing, you could go all the way" - OH NO ! Katie Price likes you :(

    Catch 22 or what.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:56
  • I'll be honest, I'm not the best footballer in the world, but I'll give it my best shot. I think everyone wants to play for England and Fabio knows where I am (well, once he's cross referenced the sex offenders register with a Garmin sat nav).

    I'm honest but some people will say: "Why's he doing it? What's he got to do with it? Blah, blah. But 'the first 5 yards are in the head' and I can still harangue the ref and wander round Faces Nightclub shitfaced on alcopops, cock in the gob of some pneumatic starlet - that's all you need these days isn't it?

    jiggerycock Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:25
  • hahahahaa

    Mr. HM Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:06
  • i'm not interested - where's yoko gone? her website is fun and not serious

    switch Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:02
  • i'm not interested - where's yoko gone? her website is fun and not serious

    switch Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:02
  • hahahahaa

    Mr. HM Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:06
  • I'll be honest, I'm not the best footballer in the world, but I'll give it my best shot. I think everyone wants to play for England and Fabio knows where I am (well, once he's cross referenced the sex offenders register with a Garmin sat nav).

    I'm honest but some people will say: "Why's he doing it? What's he got to do with it? Blah, blah. But 'the first 5 yards are in the head' and I can still harangue the ref and wander round Faces Nightclub shitfaced on alcopops, cock in the gob of some pneumatic starlet - that's all you need these days isn't it?

    jiggerycock Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:25
  • What do you reckon would be worse -

    1.) Having sponge-face big tits tell you that "Sorry but just aint got it" - HA ! you've just been judged by Katie Price

    or

    2.) Having the orange harlot say "Wow I fink you are amazing, you could go all the way" - OH NO ! Katie Price likes you :(

    Catch 22 or what.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/07/2010 - 11:56
  • I wonder whether the joke's actually on us. I imagine she'd freely admit that she just acts like a spastic in order to earn money

    fuckwit Tue, 13/07/2010 - 12:34
  • Can you hear the desperation in her voice?

    She might as well hang a noose round her neck that says: "Will work for food"

    Has it dawned on her that she's become unemployable?

    Oh and Peter Andre is an insufferable arse when he sings.

    However I will say this. Katie's voice isn't the worst in the world. She's not a singer in the mould of someone you could listen to but...I'd put her on a par with Kylie quite frankly, and SHE gets away with it!

    PuddyTwat Tue, 13/07/2010 - 16:04
  • True but even OK have wised up.

    She's one for the pikeys now.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 13/07/2010 - 16:06
  • I couldn't agree more about the Minogue she is utter shite.

    TotalMunter Tue, 13/07/2010 - 18:01
  • Bloody el careers going from strenth to errrr.......................shit then!

    Nykola Tue, 13/07/2010 - 22:29
  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

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