The X Factor's Katie VogelThe X Factor's Katie Vogel

Waissel all about then?
Tue, 05/10/2010 - 16:05 by Mr. HM

Before Katie Waissel was known for being a massively over-confident singer who would do anything to get in front of a camera and talk whimsically about herself, she was Katie Vogel - a massively over-confident singer who would do anything to get in front of a camera and talk whimsically about herself.

These videos are incredible. There are 12 of them so naturally I have hardly watched any of them, but by scanning through a good 10 seconds of each, you get the general gist.

1) Gets paid by Sprite to record a video diary about her rise to fame (Until Talk Talk took over those particular duties)

2) Sprite, like most other sponsors of online video diaries forget that it only needs that one person and flip cam, massively overspend on budget and insist on there being directors, sound people, executive producers etc who just follow Katie around whilst she talks about "getting all the stuff out of her head into a song because that's just the kind of girl she is" etc.

3) Shags the producer and subjects him to an arse clenching few episodes where:

4) He talks bout her blowing his cock mind.

5) They decide to get married in Vegas

6) Her parents refuse to allow her to get married in Vegas.

7) He legs it to Austria

8) She cries.

9) etc

10) See for yourself.

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I still quite like her.

  • HOLY FUCK, that cunt off X Factor is that same cunt off that shit Sprite thing.

    Holy FUCK.

    Oh well, once a talentless whoring cunt, always a talentless whoring cunt I suppose.

    Wow, I'm mean.

    ian9outof10 Mon, 01/11/2010 - 16:55
  • Crikey, she really does have a big ol' man face.

    tescopop Wed, 06/10/2010 - 08:40
  • Cheryl Cole is racisttttttttttt

    Thought i'd jump on the bandwagon as it passed.,

    whereswaldo Tue, 05/10/2010 - 21:51
  • Sorry,who ?

    arthurport Tue, 05/10/2010 - 20:33
  • Sorry,who ?

    arthurport Tue, 05/10/2010 - 20:33
  • Cheryl Cole is racisttttttttttt

    Thought i'd jump on the bandwagon as it passed.,

    whereswaldo Tue, 05/10/2010 - 21:51
  • Crikey, she really does have a big ol' man face.

    tescopop Wed, 06/10/2010 - 08:40
  • HOLY FUCK, that cunt off X Factor is that same cunt off that shit Sprite thing.

    Holy FUCK.

    Oh well, once a talentless whoring cunt, always a talentless whoring cunt I suppose.

    Wow, I'm mean.

    ian9outof10 Mon, 01/11/2010 - 16:55

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