X-rated factor
Thu, 25/11/2010 - 10:28 by HM writer

Following yesterday's reports that X Factor's Katie Wiassel's family were disowning their prostitute grandmother, and that Sam Pepper had pulled the short straw and was heading down to St John's Wood to remove Cecilia Bird's conservative exterior and have a nibble on her forbidden fruits, Sheila Vogel-Coupe has now spoken to The Sun about her life as a prossie....

And what would you know, she says she's proud of what she does and insists that she absolutely loves it! She even admitted to sleeping with famous celebrities but refused to name them Wayne Rooney, Jamie Theakston?

 

Speaking to The Sun after her other granddaughter said their family were "disassociating" from her "immoral activities", Sheila Vogel-Coupe, who's probably upping her fee as we type, said:

"I'm proud to be a prostitute. I love what I do. I love sex

 

"I think of myself as a refined lady giving a very special service men are not going to get anywhere else. I've had a few celebrity clients but I would never say who they were. They worked in the music industry and TV and things."

 

On her, er, punters, she added:

"I get business people, bankers in pinstripe suits who see me in their lunch hour. I had a taxman from the Inland Revenue who came in with his briefcase. He said, 'What else have I got to spend my money on?' There was a Tube driver from Grenada, he was very nice. Once he came straight from the airport. ne client worked for the advertising agency Saatchi and Saatchi. And there was a taxi driver - very good-looking, married. A lot of the men are married.

 

"I have a Spanish chef who comes to cook for me and makes the most wonderful paella."

It's the added details that we appreciate.

 

She also claimed that sleeping with old women was the "in" thing (literally in her case), that she could possibly be the oldest prostitute in the world and that some of her clients insist on her calling her 'mummy'.

 

Did they also go by the name of Frank Booth?

 

We reckon Wagner might give it a go.

 

 

Watch the video here!

 

 

  • I love you!

    izudu Thu, 25/11/2010 - 13:30
  • I wish she was my Nan......then I might get a discount

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/11/2010 - 13:22
  • Calling her 'mummy' or 'a Mummy?'

    jiggerycock Thu, 25/11/2010 - 11:11
  • Proportions all wrong...

    GretaBritain Thu, 25/11/2010 - 11:03
  • Proportions all wrong...

    GretaBritain Thu, 25/11/2010 - 11:03
  • Calling her 'mummy' or 'a Mummy?'

    jiggerycock Thu, 25/11/2010 - 11:11
  • I wish she was my Nan......then I might get a discount

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/11/2010 - 13:22
  • I love you!

    izudu Thu, 25/11/2010 - 13:30

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