X(it) Factor
Mon, 11/10/2010 - 10:34 by HM writer

Ofcom must have been ringing off the hook last night after Nicolo Festa said the word "crap" when he was kicked off the 'X Factor'. He then went on to say "pissed" on the 'Xtra Factor' as Konnie Huq giggled and blushed as if he'd just called the audience a bunch of c**ts...

Boyband FYD (which apparently stands for 'follow your dreamzzzzzzzzzzz') were the second act to be kicked out in the double elimination after competing against the Katie Wassiel, who is even more unlikeable now we've found out she once slept with James Blunt and pretended to be single in case Jimmy Carr was interested.

 

After leaving the show, Nicolo Tweeted:

 

                 "Well, Jesus left the scene pretty early too."

 

Amazing.

 

Aiden Grimshaw (no relation to Nick, despite what he was wearing on Saturday night) is now joint favourite to win with Matt Cardle...


WAGNER TO WIN!!

  • You lot actually watch that Shit
    ?

    ken tate Thu, 25/11/2010 - 05:09
  • Who was the one that looked like Zorro attending a masked ball night at G.A.Y? With the volume down while flicking through the channels he looked vaguely amusing.

    dandyboy Mon, 11/10/2010 - 13:58
  • I'm going to miss Nicolo. Sure, he couldn't sing for shit, and he wasn't even good looking*, but at least acts like Nicolo, Wagner and Them Gays give respite from the torrents of lukewarm piss, bursting forth from a good 70% of the other acts**. That Katie girl makes me seethe a bit. Under that square pan face and 'quirky' get up she is so obviously the world's most desperate ambitious pop harpy. She'd stab her own nan for a spot on a Now... album***. She'd make a good Lady Macbeth, were she not so obviously unintelligent.

    * Seriously, what's with his face? I can't work out if it's a weird-nose-issue or a weird-chin-issue. He's just weird.
    ** Apart from the big Irish bird, the sweet Scouse bird and the big black kid. They are OK.
    *** Do they still make Now... albums? I hope not, they were appalling.

    tescopop Mon, 11/10/2010 - 12:22
  • FYD = Five Young Dickheads

    That Aiden guy - is he borderline autistic? Must be this year's 'must have' acessory along with 'chin pube and hair gel' (blokes) and TRULY MASSIVE ARSE!!! (Women)

    jiggerycock Mon, 11/10/2010 - 12:21
  • That Katie person was the receptionist at my mother in laws hairdresser. Apparently the owner said she is a right twat and he was glad to be shot of her, strange as she seems so nice on TV.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 11/10/2010 - 11:49
  • That Katie person was the receptionist at my mother in laws hairdresser. Apparently the owner said she is a right twat and he was glad to be shot of her, strange as she seems so nice on TV.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 11/10/2010 - 11:49
  • FYD = Five Young Dickheads

    That Aiden guy - is he borderline autistic? Must be this year's 'must have' acessory along with 'chin pube and hair gel' (blokes) and TRULY MASSIVE ARSE!!! (Women)

    jiggerycock Mon, 11/10/2010 - 12:21
  • I'm going to miss Nicolo. Sure, he couldn't sing for shit, and he wasn't even good looking*, but at least acts like Nicolo, Wagner and Them Gays give respite from the torrents of lukewarm piss, bursting forth from a good 70% of the other acts**. That Katie girl makes me seethe a bit. Under that square pan face and 'quirky' get up she is so obviously the world's most desperate ambitious pop harpy. She'd stab her own nan for a spot on a Now... album***. She'd make a good Lady Macbeth, were she not so obviously unintelligent.

    * Seriously, what's with his face? I can't work out if it's a weird-nose-issue or a weird-chin-issue. He's just weird.
    ** Apart from the big Irish bird, the sweet Scouse bird and the big black kid. They are OK.
    *** Do they still make Now... albums? I hope not, they were appalling.

    tescopop Mon, 11/10/2010 - 12:22
  • Who was the one that looked like Zorro attending a masked ball night at G.A.Y? With the volume down while flicking through the channels he looked vaguely amusing.

    dandyboy Mon, 11/10/2010 - 13:58
  • You lot actually watch that Shit
    ?

    ken tate Thu, 25/11/2010 - 05:09

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