Eau de-nnii
Fri, 19/11/2010 - 13:24 by Harry Bow

Hahaha, we're still laughing about Cheryl Cole's little fart last weekend but it looks like Dannii Minogue isn't - she's been frantically flogging her new fragrance at the Perfume Shop in the build-up to tomorrow's reportedly Beatles themed X Factor...

In other X Factor news, Wagner has apparently been kicked out of the contestants' house and moved into a Holiday Inn after a series of rows with One Direction, with a source telling The Sun:

"One Direction have been winding Wagner up for ages and he snapped.

"Relations were at breaking point. Something had to be done for everyone's wellbeing and to stop things getting out of hand."

Meanwhile, the band's Harry Styles has just Tweeted:

"Love how my bandmates drew a moustache on me in marker pen while I was asleep '-' haha"

Crumbs, they're right, it's getting massively out of hand in there - shit's got real. Harry will be hiding Mary's electric toothbrush next.

  • I would actually like to see Wagner fight all of One Direction at once. Wagner would win, simply because his mighty lion-like locks would trounce their Justin Bieber hair hands-down.

    retrovertigo Sat, 20/11/2010 - 01:29
  • That punter in the main pic looks the type of feller steals laundry from washing lines.

    "Hey Dannii, I paid 40 quid for your scent, but I'll let you smell my fingers for free."

    mickeyrat Fri, 19/11/2010 - 23:12
  • If you missed Cheryls fart at the weekend, or just want to listen again visit the link below

    " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=febKTIbier4 "

    MrBurns434 Fri, 19/11/2010 - 15:21
  • I bet it smells of gravy (train).

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/11/2010 - 14:05
  • Ingredients to Minogues fragrance - 90% botox, 10% desperation 100% chutpah, with a smattering of gang-signs waved around like she was a paid up member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

    jiggerycock Fri, 19/11/2010 - 13:46
  • Ingredients to Minogues fragrance - 90% botox, 10% desperation 100% chutpah, with a smattering of gang-signs waved around like she was a paid up member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

    jiggerycock Fri, 19/11/2010 - 13:46
  • I bet it smells of gravy (train).

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/11/2010 - 14:05
  • If you missed Cheryls fart at the weekend, or just want to listen again visit the link below

    " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=febKTIbier4 "

    MrBurns434 Fri, 19/11/2010 - 15:21
  • That punter in the main pic looks the type of feller steals laundry from washing lines.

    "Hey Dannii, I paid 40 quid for your scent, but I'll let you smell my fingers for free."

    mickeyrat Fri, 19/11/2010 - 23:12
  • I would actually like to see Wagner fight all of One Direction at once. Wagner would win, simply because his mighty lion-like locks would trounce their Justin Bieber hair hands-down.

    retrovertigo Sat, 20/11/2010 - 01:29

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