Sharpest tools in the shed
Thu, 26/11/2009 - 06:42 by Mr. HM

So we finally got our hands on John and Edward. We were quite excited - they are arguably the most famous people in Britain this week. So - much substance there? Errm...

I was quite surprised - other interviews have them down as some canny kids who are set to become the new Ant & Dec. I didn't really see that.

I saw two 18 year olds who have had a laugh for the past few months, but *small voice* are a bit thick.

They are as all 18 year old boys tend to be - pretty annoying and trying to be cleverer than wot they really are, but if that's what earns you £2million in a year, sign me up.

Well done Jedward.

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    Perez123 Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:49
  • All my comments got deleted, how incredibly pathetic. It's only a laugh Mr HM or are you worried that you might lose some advertising revenue or something ? (p.s. please not no swearing in this post so if possible please try and avoid removing it)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 14:13
  • I think they're brilliant - and sod you all.... :P

    DeccaQuinne Fri, 27/11/2009 - 04:16
  • I think that it's a case of much ado about fuck all. Pointless waste of videotape but hey, another 2 months and they'll be as memorable as,... oh,.... you know,... erm....

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 01:30
  • Interesting. You run a site inviting members to launch hand grenades at the not so great and good. Then when you interview these people and discover that - Holy Jaysus! - they're human beings like you and I, you go a bit soft. I'm not sure you can have it both ways Mr M.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:41
  • Check out Lucie - there's dumb and there's not dumb. I don't think you need to be clever to work out that this pair are the former.

    stella ah trois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:36
  • I'm very tired right now but, what?

    stella ah trois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:34
  • imagine if they were called john and isabella... jizzabella :D

    ebaderman Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:10
  • Calm down will you please? Stop launching into anyone you don't agree with.

    Mr. HM Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:02
  • MJ,

    cheers for proving my point and thank you for the kind words and pointing me in the direction of your favourite webpage. Do they allow you to exercise your vocabulary in such creative ways there too?

    Well then how about this:

    You're a donkey raping, shit eating cunt, product of a bastard incestuous liaison between your cocksucking whore of a mother who fucked her AIDS riddled, faggot candy assed rent boy pimp of a brother and produced you, one of the sickest, most sub literate, worthless nonces to ever fuck an underage rent boy since Danyl Johnson.

    There, you're quite right that was cathartic, douchebag.

    Much love

    xxxx

    kimmois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:21
  • Hmmm, well on the one hand we have two teenage boys who are savvy enough not to badmouth anyone associated with the hands that feed them - and which are in the process of feeding them millions.

    On the other hand we have adults posting here calling them paddy fuckwits, cunts, retards etc etc etc

    Perhaps those setting the benchmark for intelligence here aren't the best arbiters?

    kimmois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 13:47
  • My missus reckons the one with the wierd eye (look hard, you'll see it) has got Aspergers syndrome hence the wierdness.

    I reckon they are just a pair of backwards paddy fuckwits.

    You can just see the Irish tourism minister now "Oaw Jaisus Fock it ! we spend all dis money troying to make da rest of da world tink we aint dat styoupid and den dese two fockers come along and fock it all up ! Ah to be sure an dere's nutting for it, let's go get pissshed"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 13:31
  • No, definitely retards

    aaaargh Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:47
  • Well, on one hand you could say retarded, on the other they were smart enough to play very, very dumb and not answer a single question.

    kimmois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:43
  • It's because of these cunts that FIFA would not replay that Ireland France game last week.

    dandyboy Thu, 26/11/2009 - 11:22
  • What a pair of fucking irritating retards

    aaaargh Thu, 26/11/2009 - 09:58
  • My respect for all teachers and parents of teenage boys just went up a tiny bit there. Loving the voice of exasperation ha ha !!!!

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    bunglist Thu, 26/11/2009 - 08:33
  • My respect for all teachers and parents of teenage boys just went up a tiny bit there. Loving the voice of exasperation ha ha !!!!

    stella ah trois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 09:44
  • What a pair of fucking irritating retards

    aaaargh Thu, 26/11/2009 - 09:58
  • It's because of these cunts that FIFA would not replay that Ireland France game last week.

    dandyboy Thu, 26/11/2009 - 11:22
  • Well, on one hand you could say retarded, on the other they were smart enough to play very, very dumb and not answer a single question.

    kimmois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:43
  • No, definitely retards

    aaaargh Thu, 26/11/2009 - 12:47
  • My missus reckons the one with the wierd eye (look hard, you'll see it) has got Aspergers syndrome hence the wierdness.

    I reckon they are just a pair of backwards paddy fuckwits.

    You can just see the Irish tourism minister now "Oaw Jaisus Fock it ! we spend all dis money troying to make da rest of da world tink we aint dat styoupid and den dese two fockers come along and fock it all up ! Ah to be sure an dere's nutting for it, let's go get pissshed"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 26/11/2009 - 13:31
  • Hmmm, well on the one hand we have two teenage boys who are savvy enough not to badmouth anyone associated with the hands that feed them - and which are in the process of feeding them millions.

    On the other hand we have adults posting here calling them paddy fuckwits, cunts, retards etc etc etc

    Perhaps those setting the benchmark for intelligence here aren't the best arbiters?

    kimmois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 13:47
  • MJ,

    cheers for proving my point and thank you for the kind words and pointing me in the direction of your favourite webpage. Do they allow you to exercise your vocabulary in such creative ways there too?

    Well then how about this:

    You're a donkey raping, shit eating cunt, product of a bastard incestuous liaison between your cocksucking whore of a mother who fucked her AIDS riddled, faggot candy assed rent boy pimp of a brother and produced you, one of the sickest, most sub literate, worthless nonces to ever fuck an underage rent boy since Danyl Johnson.

    There, you're quite right that was cathartic, douchebag.

    Much love

    xxxx

    kimmois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:21
  • Calm down will you please? Stop launching into anyone you don't agree with.

    Mr. HM Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:02
  • imagine if they were called john and isabella... jizzabella :D

    ebaderman Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:10
  • I'm very tired right now but, what?

    stella ah trois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:34
  • Check out Lucie - there's dumb and there's not dumb. I don't think you need to be clever to work out that this pair are the former.

    stella ah trois Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:36
  • Interesting. You run a site inviting members to launch hand grenades at the not so great and good. Then when you interview these people and discover that - Holy Jaysus! - they're human beings like you and I, you go a bit soft. I'm not sure you can have it both ways Mr M.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:41
  • I think that it's a case of much ado about fuck all. Pointless waste of videotape but hey, another 2 months and they'll be as memorable as,... oh,.... you know,... erm....

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 01:30
  • I think they're brilliant - and sod you all.... :P

    DeccaQuinne Fri, 27/11/2009 - 04:16
  • All my comments got deleted, how incredibly pathetic. It's only a laugh Mr HM or are you worried that you might lose some advertising revenue or something ? (p.s. please not no swearing in this post so if possible please try and avoid removing it)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 14:13
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