Weststrife
Sat, 24/10/2009 - 11:11 by HM writer

As the judges and contestants prepare for the excitement of tonight's 'X Factor' (with pillows and bedding presumably, as the guests will include Westlife and Michael Bublezzzzzzzzzzz) judge Cheryl Cole has now beaten the world record for fastest selling single ever (or something) with her solo debut, 'Fight For This Love'...

Cheryl has now shifted 213,000 copies of her single (that Ashley Cole is a generous man) beating Alexandra Burke's record set last week and Girls Aloud's debut single effort, with two days left to spare.  

And Ashley is planning to whisk Cheryl away to a secret bash to celebrate her success after the 'X Factor' finishes tonight, saying:

"Hopefully she'll get her number one and we are really going to celebrate with a huge party."

Let's hope he doesn't get too drunk...

Meanwhile, back to X Factor, Louis Walsh is back, back, back and we're desperate to know what he has up his sleeve (ahem) for his acts John and Edward, because so far we are uncertain as to how they'll manage to beat this...

 

  • And less attractive. And they don't have a kite. Not this week anyway.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:43
  • That Cheryl song sticks like fucking shit to a blanket

    *digs out the cure-all, Chesney Hawkes 'One and Only'*

    merylhighground Mon, 26/10/2009 - 08:47
  • The Loreal ad has to be seen to be believed.

    "Weak, limp, lifeless. You will be by the time I've finished with you, toilet attendant bitch."

    Brillant!

    Remember, she wasn't being racial cause her Ashley is a black.

    ockerrocker Sun, 25/10/2009 - 18:53
  • I just played that clip - has anyone fucking latched on as to how out of tune they are?? Is this not a prerequisite to doing well on the show? Ah fuck, forgot,... style over substance, style over substance, style over.... *mantras*

    Blartmonster Sun, 25/10/2009 - 12:23
  • Can't sing - check
    Can't dance - check
    Rip off someone else's track - check
    Get over publicised for husbands cock going green and falling off - check

    I fucking hate this talentless old hack who exactly is she sleeping with?

    iamarabbit Sun, 25/10/2009 - 09:27
  • Those twins are exactly like Dr Seuss' Thing 1 and Thing 2. Only much more disturbing.....

    shitthebed Sat, 24/10/2009 - 21:05
  • They look like 2 rent boys that the pet shop boys have hred for the night.

    sandyman Sat, 24/10/2009 - 18:24
  • Talentless evil racist bully scumbag. The record-buying public of this fucking country have very short memories, what next, Gary Glitter's rehabilitation complete with a comeback number 1?

    Blartmonster Sat, 24/10/2009 - 14:40
  • Talentless evil racist bully scumbag. The record-buying public of this fucking country have very short memories, what next, Gary Glitter's rehabilitation complete with a comeback number 1?

    Blartmonster Sat, 24/10/2009 - 14:40
  • They look like 2 rent boys that the pet shop boys have hred for the night.

    sandyman Sat, 24/10/2009 - 18:24
  • Those twins are exactly like Dr Seuss' Thing 1 and Thing 2. Only much more disturbing.....

    shitthebed Sat, 24/10/2009 - 21:05
  • Can't sing - check
    Can't dance - check
    Rip off someone else's track - check
    Get over publicised for husbands cock going green and falling off - check

    I fucking hate this talentless old hack who exactly is she sleeping with?

    iamarabbit Sun, 25/10/2009 - 09:27
  • I just played that clip - has anyone fucking latched on as to how out of tune they are?? Is this not a prerequisite to doing well on the show? Ah fuck, forgot,... style over substance, style over substance, style over.... *mantras*

    Blartmonster Sun, 25/10/2009 - 12:23
  • The Loreal ad has to be seen to be believed.

    "Weak, limp, lifeless. You will be by the time I've finished with you, toilet attendant bitch."

    Brillant!

    Remember, she wasn't being racial cause her Ashley is a black.

    ockerrocker Sun, 25/10/2009 - 18:53
  • That Cheryl song sticks like fucking shit to a blanket

    *digs out the cure-all, Chesney Hawkes 'One and Only'*

    merylhighground Mon, 26/10/2009 - 08:47
  • And less attractive. And they don't have a kite. Not this week anyway.

    stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:43

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