Rein it in love
Mon, 07/12/2009 - 09:53 by Mr. HM

Lady Gaga got to her London hotel and realised she'd ran out of tampons and had developed a taste for a Taste The Difference lemon tart, so she nipped off to Sainsburys. So far so normal. Oh, she was dressed as a reindeer... 

Not only that but the nutnut didn't even have the good grace to wear the entire reindeer costume, opting instead for what can only be described as "Ibiza slutty" meets "Millets sensibility". Where the hell did she put her nectar card?

She was in town for her performance of 'Bad Romance' on the X Factor - which was, whatever you think of her, one hell of a performance. You could almost see Cheryl Cole scribbling notes on post-its. In the show, Danyl became the latest contestant to get the boot, leaving Olly, Stacey and Joe to battle it out in this weekends final. JOE WILL OBVIOUSLY WIN*

*I will delete this on Sunday when Stacey wins obv

  • Guys, when all you've had to work with is shit, what do you expect? Nothing new there.... *waits for HM Stasi to turn up*

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 07:33
  • I'm off to find some decent sized versions of these piccies and some of Miley Cyrus then I'm gonna wank myself crazy.
    Evening all.

    ken tate Mon, 07/12/2009 - 22:38
  • She looks like she needs to wear a helmet all the time

    charl25 Mon, 07/12/2009 - 18:10
  • on the one hand i want to admire her..... courage, wearing that to sainsburys. but she just looks like a dick (maybe cos shes got one?)

    I just want to know why. its not practical, it doesnt make her attractive, or cool, or clever, or revolutionary, or avant garde or anything that is good with the world.

    she looks 'special', but not in a good way. does she know the difference??

    snuzysuzy Mon, 07/12/2009 - 16:40
  • IT'S A MAN!

    Spastic Mon, 07/12/2009 - 14:12
  • "...whatever you think of her, one hell of a performance."

    What, up there with Radiohead at Glasto 97?

    This site gets more and more like Heat every fucking time I log on the cunt. Aren't we meant to hate everything these loathsome, self-obsessed, cock-and-cunt sporting, fucking hateful, spineless ephemeral cum-mops do?

    brothbang Mon, 07/12/2009 - 13:50
  • she must be well cold

    NoKrugNoThanks. Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:57
  • Mad as a box of drunken frogs on acid.

    Nice legs though.

    slug Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:34
  • Vile self absorbed cunt

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:31
  • nice body, don't care about the rest of it all

    fuckwit Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:28
  • She really is a dickhead.

    dickiedaviseyes Mon, 07/12/2009 - 11:23
  • yes

    Mr. HM Mon, 07/12/2009 - 11:10
  • If I go past picture eight of these 20, will there be any different ones? Losing will to click.

    stella ah trois Mon, 07/12/2009 - 10:18
  • At least she is wearing a bra AND knickers.

    tescopop Mon, 07/12/2009 - 10:12
  • At least she is wearing a bra AND knickers.

    tescopop Mon, 07/12/2009 - 10:12
  • If I go past picture eight of these 20, will there be any different ones? Losing will to click.

    stella ah trois Mon, 07/12/2009 - 10:18
  • yes

    Mr. HM Mon, 07/12/2009 - 11:10
  • She really is a dickhead.

    dickiedaviseyes Mon, 07/12/2009 - 11:23
  • nice body, don't care about the rest of it all

    fuckwit Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:28
  • Vile self absorbed cunt

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:31
  • Mad as a box of drunken frogs on acid.

    Nice legs though.

    slug Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:34
  • she must be well cold

    NoKrugNoThanks. Mon, 07/12/2009 - 12:57
  • "...whatever you think of her, one hell of a performance."

    What, up there with Radiohead at Glasto 97?

    This site gets more and more like Heat every fucking time I log on the cunt. Aren't we meant to hate everything these loathsome, self-obsessed, cock-and-cunt sporting, fucking hateful, spineless ephemeral cum-mops do?

    brothbang Mon, 07/12/2009 - 13:50
  • IT'S A MAN!

    Spastic Mon, 07/12/2009 - 14:12
  • on the one hand i want to admire her..... courage, wearing that to sainsburys. but she just looks like a dick (maybe cos shes got one?)

    I just want to know why. its not practical, it doesnt make her attractive, or cool, or clever, or revolutionary, or avant garde or anything that is good with the world.

    she looks 'special', but not in a good way. does she know the difference??

    snuzysuzy Mon, 07/12/2009 - 16:40
  • She looks like she needs to wear a helmet all the time

    charl25 Mon, 07/12/2009 - 18:10
  • I'm off to find some decent sized versions of these piccies and some of Miley Cyrus then I'm gonna wank myself crazy.
    Evening all.

    ken tate Mon, 07/12/2009 - 22:38
  • Guys, when all you've had to work with is shit, what do you expect? Nothing new there.... *waits for HM Stasi to turn up*

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 07:33

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