Jedward and Brian Friedman at the X Factor wrap party at Jalouse
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Wed, 16/12/2009 - 12:10 by Mr. HMLast night's The X Factor's wrap party (staff piss up) took place in 1982 at Jalouse - fancy dress. At least that's what Brian Friedman's invite said.
I'm not quite sure what shapes the dude is trying to throw, but someone should have told him that Molly Ringwald, Rob Lowe and Simon Le Bon weren't inside drinking Babycham and playing Pacman.
Representing the modern day was winner Joe McElderry, Rachel Adedeji, Holly Willoughby (is that a little beautiful Tanya Macintosh I spy in the background?!) Stacey Solomon and Jedward.
That's it for another year! Oh, apart from the tiresome Rage Against The Machine Christmas thing that is. Oh, and the tour which starts in February of course. Oh, and if you are really stuck, you could always go here...
Mildly amusing, if only for the sexy Subo wiggle:
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I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?
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I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?
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A couple of frag grenades would have made it a merry fucking christmas
I know Charl, hard to believe isn't it ! So not only are homeless people lazy, lay-about cunts who can't be arsed to get a job and have a wash but they are also rude and ungrateful.....no wonder they live on the streets with an attitude like that !
So some homeless person didn'twant your rejected processed cow scrotum? Ungrateful cunt.
Who are all these people? I don't recognise any of them, apart from those dozy cunts Jedward
is this the macdonalds xmas party?
No worries - the staff in that particular fast food outlet will have done that already for you.
But not to chuggers....they are all cunts.
Mind you on this topic - I gave a homeless person a McDonalds cheeseburger outside Old Street station the other day and the ungrateful cunt said he'd rather have had the money. On reflection I wish I'd wiped my cock on the bun and squirted a little bit of shit onto the burger.
Hahaaaa!
Seriously though, people, give a little, it's Christmas!
...or in their cases, post-natal abortion.....or 'murder' as I believe it's called.
P.S What do you think. Rent boys in 10 years time or 5?
Re Jedward - a walking reminder that sometimes late term abortion is no bad thing
"Tesco Loves Joe, Tesco Loves Joe, Tesco Loves Joe, la la la lala....." repeat unendingly
You know, I agree that the RATM for Xmas #1 thing is tiresome...but they have a Just Giving page for Shelter, and have raised over £36k so far. Which is pretty awesome when you think about it, actually. So, boo for their stupid Christmas #1 'rebellion', but kudos for raising shitloads for Shelter.
Re 'Jedward' - A walking reminder that my leeks need re-potting
In other words, the cuntiest cunt-fest this side of Cuntingdom. Shame they weren't celebrating with a refreshing dip in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.
In other words, the cuntiest cunt-fest this side of Cuntingdom. Shame they weren't celebrating with a refreshing dip in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.
Re 'Jedward' - A walking reminder that my leeks need re-potting
You know, I agree that the RATM for Xmas #1 thing is tiresome...but they have a Just Giving page for Shelter, and have raised over £36k so far. Which is pretty awesome when you think about it, actually. So, boo for their stupid Christmas #1 'rebellion', but kudos for raising shitloads for Shelter.
"Tesco Loves Joe, Tesco Loves Joe, Tesco Loves Joe, la la la lala....." repeat unendingly
Re Jedward - a walking reminder that sometimes late term abortion is no bad thing
...or in their cases, post-natal abortion.....or 'murder' as I believe it's called.
P.S What do you think. Rent boys in 10 years time or 5?
Hahaaaa!
Seriously though, people, give a little, it's Christmas!
But not to chuggers....they are all cunts.
Mind you on this topic - I gave a homeless person a McDonalds cheeseburger outside Old Street station the other day and the ungrateful cunt said he'd rather have had the money. On reflection I wish I'd wiped my cock on the bun and squirted a little bit of shit onto the burger.
No worries - the staff in that particular fast food outlet will have done that already for you.
is this the macdonalds xmas party?
Who are all these people? I don't recognise any of them, apart from those dozy cunts Jedward
So some homeless person didn'twant your rejected processed cow scrotum? Ungrateful cunt.
I know Charl, hard to believe isn't it ! So not only are homeless people lazy, lay-about cunts who can't be arsed to get a job and have a wash but they are also rude and ungrateful.....no wonder they live on the streets with an attitude like that !
A couple of frag grenades would have made it a merry fucking christmas
I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michelle-heaton-tosses-pancakes-must-see-pics43482#ixzz0wx9IgxfO
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I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michelle-heaton-tosses-pancakes-must-see-pics43482#ixzz0wx9IgxfO
The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
Forex Currency Trading