X Factor's Diana Vickers gets absolutely hammered with a giant banana

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Diana Vickers at Cafe De Paris - Come on love, gizza kiss

Have a banana

Wed, 30/09/2009 - 08:36 by Mr. HM

Wavey handed warbler from X Factor 2008 Diana Vickers made a kind of welcome return to the public eye last night - if you call stumbling through London absolutely twatted carrying a huge paper banana a return to the public eye that is...

Diana, who came 4th in last year's competition has spent the past year or so getting her shit together (and hopefully working on the Matt Goss style voice a bit) and is soon to be releasing her debut album.

Not sure what the squiffing-fuck is going on in these pics, but for soe reason Diana, who is clearly totally off her nut, is seen leaving London's Cafe De Paris with two blokes and a large banana.

I think I've seen that DVD, but don't remember her being in it.

Dude in the polo shirt looks a bit letchy (the one that doesn't look like Ziggy from Big Brother) doesn't he?

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Comments

Please get this crap song off the number one spot? We have enough no talents in the charts, we don't need more. How about bringing back Darius and Sarah Whatmore next?
daphneblake Mon, 26/04/2010 - 20:20
This is a lesson in getting noticed, flash some leg and go around with three big fruits, some thing for every one
carbon cowboy Mon, 05/10/2009 - 08:58
Who ARE these people.?
koos Thu, 01/10/2009 - 01:40
She's fucking shit. As original as, ooooh, La Roux....
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 23:47
"Minge Fanny Flange" is the name of the girlband she'll be in for next year's Eurovision.
BigPhil Wed, 30/09/2009 - 19:01
He's a complete prick. What the fuck does he think he looks like? Fucking Hornblower? More like Cockblower
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 17:52
wowser! That floppy haired bloke shes with is STUNNING. Id carry his banana round town ...fnar fnar.
shakeit Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:52
While she's been away for a year getting her shit together, Pixie Lott and Little Boots have come out. Gutted, Vickers.
mynicehat Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:29
What's with the "Minge Fanny Vagina" pamphlet (pic 2)??
laurawump Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:23
What's with the "Minge Fanny Vagina" pamphlet (pic 2)??
laurawump Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:23
No Means No! 'Ave a Banana! *leg kick*
kwebb Wed, 30/09/2009 - 09:28
nice to see her return to the limelight.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 30/09/2009 - 08:42

nice to see her return to the limelight.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 30/09/2009 - 08:42
No Means No! 'Ave a Banana! *leg kick*
kwebb Wed, 30/09/2009 - 09:28
What's with the "Minge Fanny Vagina" pamphlet (pic 2)??
laurawump Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:23
What's with the "Minge Fanny Vagina" pamphlet (pic 2)??
laurawump Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:23
While she's been away for a year getting her shit together, Pixie Lott and Little Boots have come out. Gutted, Vickers.
mynicehat Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:29
wowser! That floppy haired bloke shes with is STUNNING. Id carry his banana round town ...fnar fnar.
shakeit Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:52
He's a complete prick. What the fuck does he think he looks like? Fucking Hornblower? More like Cockblower
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 17:52
"Minge Fanny Flange" is the name of the girlband she'll be in for next year's Eurovision.
BigPhil Wed, 30/09/2009 - 19:01
She's fucking shit. As original as, ooooh, La Roux....
Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 23:47
Who ARE these people.?
koos Thu, 01/10/2009 - 01:40
This is a lesson in getting noticed, flash some leg and go around with three big fruits, some thing for every one
carbon cowboy Mon, 05/10/2009 - 08:58
Please get this crap song off the number one spot? We have enough no talents in the charts, we don't need more. How about bringing back Darius and Sarah Whatmore next?
daphneblake Mon, 26/04/2010 - 20:20