Hang on - can I just confirm this? That fugly cunt Danyl got all upset about a bisexual slur from Minogue when A) he's a fucking teacher and will likely get allsorts of shit from pupils anyway and B) he's been bragging about his "prowess" in the paps about how fucking irresistible he is to women and men?? *rolls eyes*

Heyyyyy, good lookin'

The X-Factor?

'X' presumably being the most bland, buffed, shiny, empty vessel, that can vguely hold a note and whistle some risible r 'n b bilge out their shit locker and is prepared to tease their tongues around Simon Cowell's anus just long enough for a) the inevitable Christmas #1 (like anyone still gives a shit about that hollow accolade) and b) their (for handy reference purpose we will call) career to last a nanosecond longer than Alex Parks, David Seddon or Steve Brookstein.

*dying in a sea of subjunctive clauses and parentheses*

MJwasakiddyfiddler - telling everybody are you?

God-damn fucking internet, make me look like I don't know what I'm doing will you...when I get my hands on you I'm gonna beat you like a ginger step-child.

I stayed in and watched the Xfactor on Saturday but it was with a load of mates & we had some hookers round and a shit load of gear....does that mean I can still be "cool" ??

I stayed in and watched the Xfactor on Saturday but it was with a load of mates & we had some hookers round and a shit load of gear....does that mean I can still be "cool" ??

American TV - HBO - True Blood, The Wire, Flight of the Conchords, In Treatment, Curb your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Generation Kill, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Larry Sanders, Deadwood.

British TV - ITV and BBC- Larkrise to Candleford, Kingdom, Doc Martin, Merlin, My Family, anything with Graham Norton, Holby City, SOAP AFTER BLOODY SOAP, anything with Tamsin Outhwaite, COSTUME DRAMA AFTER BLOODY COSTUME DRAMA, countless 'talent' shows and Jeremy fucking Kyle.

See the problem?

Everyone knows that the nation... actually the world, is fundamentally made up of 'numpties'. What image do you get when someone is described as having average intelligence? I hate the X Factor but you can't blame people for watching this shit. This is what the networks give people so this is what they take. Do you despise Sun readers or the (mostly) graduates who peddle that crap when they should know better?

HAAAA.

danni's comment was rather odd, one must admit

So people only watch X-Factor alone? Whereas when you post anonymously on gossip sites you're surrounded by an army of scenesters and adoring females, presumably.

yes, why would anyone indeed watch this absolute pile of fresh turds? oh yes, sorry....it's a talent show, it's all about music.

If your Saturday night involves an X factor episode, the words sad fucking loner come to mind. Now switch to ITV2 you absolute numpty- there might be a repeat for you to watch.

Why does anyone watch this shite? Cowell was destined to be tea boy at K-Tel Records. And even that would have been an over-achievement.

you answer your own question don't you?

What do you do that's so worthy? Read celebrity websites? Have a bit of self-awareness you fucking penis.

He looks like he should sit on the end of a fucking pencil

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Seriously- does anyone actually watch the X Factor nowadays??!! it's like Big Brother, it's totally past its sell by date and was always shit in the first place. I fucking despair so many millions of numpties watch this. Sad nation.

Dunderhead, more like. He looks like he shits in hedgerows.