What a January it is!
Thu, 20/01/2011 - 16:12 by Mr. HM

After yesterday's worrying picture leak of the cast of X Men First Class (now found to be a big fat fake) 20th Century Fox have released some pics to sedate the nerds around the world still frothing about January Jones' Blackpool hen party outfit.

Vaughn, the director said of the fake:

“I don't know where the hell that came from. I don't think it's a Fox image. It's not a pre-approved image. When I found out, I said 'What the fuck is this shit?', and Fox is still running around trying to figure it out as well. It's like bad Photoshop, which maybe it was by someone. It didn't reflect the movie.”

These look a whole lot better and certainly fit into this year's running theme of sixties style superhero movies (Capt, America, The Green Hornet, Ringo Starrman etc).

 

Here we get a glimpse of Fossmaker as a young Magneto, January Jones staring wantonly (is that even a word) at Kevin Bacon's porno hair and James McAvoy getting a 'wife before sex' headache.

 

Disappointing teaser poster though:

  • Alas, it still looks like one for CBeebie viewers.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 21/01/2011 - 17:51
  • Mr HM, haha! It is as well. Thank you, and thank Google. Come ON, Dreamworks, what the what?

    Fuckwit, she is definitely cocking her leg in that picture. Granted, it's simply being cocked over her other leg, but you can't argue with evidence. Or something.

    tescopop Thu, 20/01/2011 - 17:14
  • I think I'd enjoy it if January Jones cocked her leg over me, let alone her eyebrow

    fuckwit Thu, 20/01/2011 - 17:01
  • It's called the "Dreamworks animal" face

    Mr. HM Thu, 20/01/2011 - 16:39
  • Out of 3 pics of McAvoy, we have 2 dodgy eyebrow-cockings. And in the third pic, you can only see one of his eyebrows, leading me to think that he is probably dodgily cocking his other eyebrow. The only sensible conclusion we can draw from this, is that Mr McAvoy cocks his eyebrow in every scene in the movie, except possibly in some scenes where cockage is not 100% verifiable.

    I'd probably do him, anyway.

    tescopop Thu, 20/01/2011 - 16:32
  • Out of 3 pics of McAvoy, we have 2 dodgy eyebrow-cockings. And in the third pic, you can only see one of his eyebrows, leading me to think that he is probably dodgily cocking his other eyebrow. The only sensible conclusion we can draw from this, is that Mr McAvoy cocks his eyebrow in every scene in the movie, except possibly in some scenes where cockage is not 100% verifiable.

    I'd probably do him, anyway.

    tescopop Thu, 20/01/2011 - 16:32
  • It's called the "Dreamworks animal" face

    Mr. HM Thu, 20/01/2011 - 16:39
  • I think I'd enjoy it if January Jones cocked her leg over me, let alone her eyebrow

    fuckwit Thu, 20/01/2011 - 17:01
  • Mr HM, haha! It is as well. Thank you, and thank Google. Come ON, Dreamworks, what the what?

    Fuckwit, she is definitely cocking her leg in that picture. Granted, it's simply being cocked over her other leg, but you can't argue with evidence. Or something.

    tescopop Thu, 20/01/2011 - 17:14
  • Alas, it still looks like one for CBeebie viewers.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 21/01/2011 - 17:51

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