Z-listers arrive for Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner's civil partnership

14Jennifer Ellison at the Mayfair HotelMichelle Heaton at the Mayfair HoteladvertMelinda Messinger at the Mayfair HotelKatie Price at the Mayfair HotelMelinda Messinger at the Mayfair HotelJennifer Ellison at the Mayfair HoteladvertMichelle Heaton at the Mayfair HotelMichelle Heaton at the Mayfair HotelJennifer Ellison at the Mayfair HotelMichelle Heaton at the Mayfair HoteladvertKatie Price at the Mayfair HotelKatie Price at the Mayfair HotelGary Cockerill and Phil Turner

Jennifer Ellison at the Mayfair HotelJennifer Ellison at the Mayfair Hotel

Soup O'Clock!
Mon, 10/08/2009 - 10:46 by HM writer
Z-listers were busy bathing themselves in in a vat full of fake tan to celebrate the civil partnership of Gary Cockerill (eh?) and Phil Turner (who?), the former a make-up artist for the likes of Michelle Heaton and Katie Price, though you wouldn't put that on your CV, at the Mayfair hotel and Syon House...

Jennifer Ellison, Alex Reid, Katie Price, Melinda Messenger (the names just get more impressive) and Michelle Heaton all arrived at the Mayfair hotel to prepare for the wedding at Syon House.

They then returned from the ceremony to celebrate back at the hotel, with the stench of soup wafting through its doors and being smelt the world over...

Soup ahoy!

Jennifer Ellison pictures, Katie Price pictures, Alex Reid, Jennifer Ellison, Katie Price, Melinda Messenger, Michelle Heaton

Comments

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:52

  • Look for the same faces when the first one dies of Aids

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:21

  • Photo 12 looks like herpes sores on her lip rather than an injection site. Poor thing, she looks like a breath of fresh, spring air otherwise.

    goodygoody Thu, 10/09/2009 - 20:16

  • Hey, she's human after all ain't she?

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    aparts pinamar

    csorenson Fri, 21/08/2009 - 13:58

  • Oh yuck - pic 12 - you can see the two puncture wounds on KP's lower lip where the 'filler' got stuck in. Oh yuck. And double yuck.

    stella ah trois Tue, 11/08/2009 - 07:42

  • Is it just me or does Jennifer Ellison resemble Wee Jimmy Crankie??

    walsingham Mon, 10/08/2009 - 19:46

  • Its the cock soup that keeps her going, thats not lip gloss shes wearing.

    carbon cowboy Mon, 10/08/2009 - 17:35

  • I thought Melinda Messenger was dead....., instead she just looks a bit middle aged, I imagine she still could provide some fine JIGGY JIGGY mind....

    dogpas Mon, 10/08/2009 - 14:23

  • Actually, according to the dictionary it can be either or (with smelt coming first). But thanks anyway. Smell you later. x

    HM writer Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:17

  • This is just way beyond scraping the barrel, this is taking the barrel apart to see if there are any usable smeggy bits in the joins...

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 12:45

  • terrible skin

    grange Mon, 10/08/2009 - 12:32

  • Did you see the advert for a job here a few weeks ago...

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 10/08/2009 - 12:04

  • "smelled" not "smelt". holyshitoly.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 10/08/2009 - 11:58

  • "smelled" not "smelt". holyshitoly.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 10/08/2009 - 11:58

  • Did you see the advert for a job here a few weeks ago...

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 10/08/2009 - 12:04

  • terrible skin

    grange Mon, 10/08/2009 - 12:32

  • This is just way beyond scraping the barrel, this is taking the barrel apart to see if there are any usable smeggy bits in the joins...

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 12:45

  • Actually, according to the dictionary it can be either or (with smelt coming first). But thanks anyway. Smell you later. x

    HM writer Mon, 10/08/2009 - 13:17

  • I thought Melinda Messenger was dead....., instead she just looks a bit middle aged, I imagine she still could provide some fine JIGGY JIGGY mind....

    dogpas Mon, 10/08/2009 - 14:23

  • Its the cock soup that keeps her going, thats not lip gloss shes wearing.

    carbon cowboy Mon, 10/08/2009 - 17:35

  • Is it just me or does Jennifer Ellison resemble Wee Jimmy Crankie??

    walsingham Mon, 10/08/2009 - 19:46

  • Oh yuck - pic 12 - you can see the two puncture wounds on KP's lower lip where the 'filler' got stuck in. Oh yuck. And double yuck.

    stella ah trois Tue, 11/08/2009 - 07:42

  • Hey, she's human after all ain't she?

    ---
    aparts pinamar

    csorenson Fri, 21/08/2009 - 13:58

  • Photo 12 looks like herpes sores on her lip rather than an injection site. Poor thing, she looks like a breath of fresh, spring air otherwise.

    goodygoody Thu, 10/09/2009 - 20:16

  • Look for the same faces when the first one dies of Aids

    britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:21

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lily-allen-taking-stockings36549#ixzz0wfdsEH00
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:52

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