Calum Best, Lembit Opik and Katie Green took their condom goodie bag from the Durex party and headed to Movida, which also saw the likes of Antony Costa, Zoe Slamon, Jodie Harsh, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Bianca Gascoigne (who managed to lose a cigarette in her hair extensions) and Danielle Lloyd. The glamma!
Mind you, they all managed to look the absolute height of elegance and refinement in comparison to Charley's earlier antics down the road (even Bianca!). Actually, all except Bianca (pic 8)...
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COMMENTS (15)
Vanessa Feltz is such an ugly bucket of shit, it's actually painful to behold. Great face for radio I guess.
Who the fuck are Reveal?
cigarette behind the ear! she doesn't let it slip for a second, that one. wow.
Christ, who dug up Diana Dors?
That Jodie Harsh looks like a bloke
Is that Aisleyne pregnant?
Vanessa's got cellulite in her neck. Good! She deserves it. Let's hope it creeps up into her face. As for Callum Best. A surname so ill-deserved. What the fuck has he ever done? He's got nothing to say, his face is overweight and he's dull. Mind you I'm assuming he was there as a guest. Perhaps he was there as the cleaner.
Callum, George Best was gifted with mercurial skills of football, devilish good looks, the charm of the Irish and the liver (albeit flawed) of a provincial Russian farmer.
You mate, have been blessed with nothing more than a prematurely receding hairline. Shave it off once and for all lad. I was fooling no one and neither are you.
I've taken up asana, pranayama and detachment and still these loathsome cunts make me pray either North Korea or Iran have something grotesque up their sleaves...
Oh and Pic 16: Heaton, you've bunions, stay at home and wear slippers for ummm 46 fucking years. You'll be about as missed as the Holocaust.
Carol Vorderman - you fucking unfunny unclever whore
Poor old Carol. Reduced to slagging off her own bum in the Daily Mail. And she seemed very refreshed during the Pride of Britain Awards. Still better than Vanessa Felching though.