Vanessa Feltz at Reveal's 5th anniversary party at Movida
A soup encore
Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:38 by HM writerAnd the soup keeps on flowing... Z-listers arrived in their droves for Reveal's 5th anniversary held at Movida last night. Obviously there wasn't enough cake mixture in the world to make the real Vanessa Feltz and it should have really been wearing this dress to make it more like the real thing...
Calum Best, Lembit Opik and Katie Green took their condom goodie bag from the Durex party and headed to Movida, which also saw the likes of Antony Costa, Zoe Slamon, Jodie Harsh, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Bianca Gascoigne (who managed to lose a cigarette in her hair extensions) and Danielle Lloyd. The glamma!
Mind you, they all managed to look the absolute height of elegance and refinement in comparison to Charley's earlier antics down the road (even Bianca!). Actually, all except Bianca (pic 8)...
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I'd buy her a Babycham and Kebab first, of course...
And they say romance is dead.
Vanessa Felts, Remind you of anyone??? JABBA THE HUTTS WIFE. And Picture 17 Sarah Fergason Duchess of york really is in the Bin, cant afford make up anymore. Michelle Heaton jee she looks rather haggard and her shoes dont fit she will fall flat on her face if she is not carefull. Calum Best is not looking his best!
Look at the size of Carol Vorderman's Tits!
Love to spunk on them after she's sucked my cock.
Jesus , some people will travel miles for a free sandwich , it cant be for the conversation
Poor old Carol. Reduced to slagging off her own bum in the Daily Mail. And she seemed very refreshed during the Pride of Britain Awards. Still better than Vanessa Felching though.
Carol Vorderman - you fucking unfunny unclever whore
Callum, George Best was gifted with mercurial skills of football, devilish good looks, the charm of the Irish and the liver (albeit flawed) of a provincial Russian farmer.
You mate, have been blessed with nothing more than a prematurely receding hairline. Shave it off once and for all lad. I was fooling no one and neither are you.
I've taken up asana, pranayama and detachment and still these loathsome cunts make me pray either North Korea or Iran have something grotesque up their sleaves...
Oh and Pic 16: Heaton, you've bunions, stay at home and wear slippers for ummm 46 fucking years. You'll be about as missed as the Holocaust.
Vanessa's got cellulite in her neck. Good! She deserves it. Let's hope it creeps up into her face. As for Callum Best. A surname so ill-deserved. What the fuck has he ever done? He's got nothing to say, his face is overweight and he's dull. Mind you I'm assuming he was there as a guest. Perhaps he was there as the cleaner.
Is that Aisleyne pregnant?
That Jodie Harsh looks like a bloke
Christ, who dug up Diana Dors?
cigarette behind the ear! she doesn't let it slip for a second, that one. wow.
Who the fuck are Reveal?
Vanessa Feltz is such an ugly bucket of shit, it's actually painful to behold. Great face for radio I guess.
Vanessa Feltz is such an ugly bucket of shit, it's actually painful to behold. Great face for radio I guess.
Who the fuck are Reveal?
cigarette behind the ear! she doesn't let it slip for a second, that one. wow.
Christ, who dug up Diana Dors?
That Jodie Harsh looks like a bloke
Is that Aisleyne pregnant?
Vanessa's got cellulite in her neck. Good! She deserves it. Let's hope it creeps up into her face. As for Callum Best. A surname so ill-deserved. What the fuck has he ever done? He's got nothing to say, his face is overweight and he's dull. Mind you I'm assuming he was there as a guest. Perhaps he was there as the cleaner.
Callum, George Best was gifted with mercurial skills of football, devilish good looks, the charm of the Irish and the liver (albeit flawed) of a provincial Russian farmer.
You mate, have been blessed with nothing more than a prematurely receding hairline. Shave it off once and for all lad. I was fooling no one and neither are you.
I've taken up asana, pranayama and detachment and still these loathsome cunts make me pray either North Korea or Iran have something grotesque up their sleaves...
Oh and Pic 16: Heaton, you've bunions, stay at home and wear slippers for ummm 46 fucking years. You'll be about as missed as the Holocaust.
Carol Vorderman - you fucking unfunny unclever whore
Poor old Carol. Reduced to slagging off her own bum in the Daily Mail. And she seemed very refreshed during the Pride of Britain Awards. Still better than Vanessa Felching though.
Jesus , some people will travel miles for a free sandwich , it cant be for the conversation
Look at the size of Carol Vorderman's Tits!
Love to spunk on them after she's sucked my cock.
Vanessa Felts, Remind you of anyone??? JABBA THE HUTTS WIFE. And Picture 17 Sarah Fergason Duchess of york really is in the Bin, cant afford make up anymore. Michelle Heaton jee she looks rather haggard and her shoes dont fit she will fall flat on her face if she is not carefull. Calum Best is not looking his best!
And they say romance is dead.
I'd buy her a Babycham and Kebab first, of course...