Z-Listers enjoy Reveal's 5th anniversary party at Movida

Vanessa Feltz at Reveal's 5th anniversary party at Movida

A soup encore

Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:38 by HM writer

And the soup keeps on flowing... Z-listers arrived in their droves for Reveal's 5th anniversary held at Movida last night. Obviously there wasn't enough cake mixture in the world to make the real Vanessa Feltz and it should have really been wearing this dress to make it more like the real thing...

Calum Best, Lembit Opik and Katie Green took their condom goodie bag from the Durex party and headed to Movida, which also saw the likes of Antony Costa, Zoe Slamon, Jodie Harsh, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Bianca Gascoigne (who managed to lose a cigarette in her hair extensions) and Danielle Lloyd. The glamma!

Mind you, they all managed to look the absolute height of elegance and refinement in comparison to Charley's earlier antics down the road (even Bianca!). Actually, all except Bianca (pic 8)...

Vanessa Feltz pictures, Vanessa Feltz

Comments

I'd buy her a Babycham and Kebab first, of course...
ken tate Sat, 31/10/2009 - 01:38
And they say romance is dead.
pandakiller Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:41
Vanessa Felts, Remind you of anyone??? JABBA THE HUTTS WIFE. And Picture 17 Sarah Fergason Duchess of york really is in the Bin, cant afford make up anymore. Michelle Heaton jee she looks rather haggard and her shoes dont fit she will fall flat on her face if she is not carefull. Calum Best is not looking his best!
dancingworm Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:20
Look at the size of Carol Vorderman's Tits!
Love to spunk on them after she's sucked my cock.
ken tate Thu, 22/10/2009 - 00:47
Jesus , some people will travel miles for a free sandwich , it cant be for the conversation
carbon cowboy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:32
Poor old Carol. Reduced to slagging off her own bum in the Daily Mail. And she seemed very refreshed during the Pride of Britain Awards. Still better than Vanessa Felching though.
PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:29
Carol Vorderman - you fucking unfunny unclever whore
Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:05
Callum, George Best was gifted with mercurial skills of football, devilish good looks, the charm of the Irish and the liver (albeit flawed) of a provincial Russian farmer.
You mate, have been blessed with nothing more than a prematurely receding hairline. Shave it off once and for all lad. I was fooling no one and neither are you.

I've taken up asana, pranayama and detachment and still these loathsome cunts make me pray either North Korea or Iran have something grotesque up their sleaves...

Oh and Pic 16: Heaton, you've bunions, stay at home and wear slippers for ummm 46 fucking years. You'll be about as missed as the Holocaust.
brothbang Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:15
Vanessa's got cellulite in her neck. Good! She deserves it. Let's hope it creeps up into her face. As for Callum Best. A surname so ill-deserved. What the fuck has he ever done? He's got nothing to say, his face is overweight and he's dull. Mind you I'm assuming he was there as a guest. Perhaps he was there as the cleaner.
PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:46
Is that Aisleyne pregnant?
clumpf41 Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:38
That Jodie Harsh looks like a bloke
crosby99 Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:21
Christ, who dug up Diana Dors?
cosmotopper Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:05
cigarette behind the ear! she doesn't let it slip for a second, that one. wow.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:55
Who the fuck are Reveal?
kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:43
Vanessa Feltz is such an ugly bucket of shit, it's actually painful to behold. Great face for radio I guess.
pandakiller Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:18

Vanessa Feltz is such an ugly bucket of shit, it's actually painful to behold. Great face for radio I guess.
pandakiller Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:18
Who the fuck are Reveal?
kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:43
cigarette behind the ear! she doesn't let it slip for a second, that one. wow.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 21/10/2009 - 12:55
Christ, who dug up Diana Dors?
cosmotopper Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:05
That Jodie Harsh looks like a bloke
crosby99 Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:21
Is that Aisleyne pregnant?
clumpf41 Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:38
Vanessa's got cellulite in her neck. Good! She deserves it. Let's hope it creeps up into her face. As for Callum Best. A surname so ill-deserved. What the fuck has he ever done? He's got nothing to say, his face is overweight and he's dull. Mind you I'm assuming he was there as a guest. Perhaps he was there as the cleaner.
PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:46
Callum, George Best was gifted with mercurial skills of football, devilish good looks, the charm of the Irish and the liver (albeit flawed) of a provincial Russian farmer.
You mate, have been blessed with nothing more than a prematurely receding hairline. Shave it off once and for all lad. I was fooling no one and neither are you.

I've taken up asana, pranayama and detachment and still these loathsome cunts make me pray either North Korea or Iran have something grotesque up their sleaves...

Oh and Pic 16: Heaton, you've bunions, stay at home and wear slippers for ummm 46 fucking years. You'll be about as missed as the Holocaust.
brothbang Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:15
Carol Vorderman - you fucking unfunny unclever whore
Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 20:05
Poor old Carol. Reduced to slagging off her own bum in the Daily Mail. And she seemed very refreshed during the Pride of Britain Awards. Still better than Vanessa Felching though.
PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:29
Jesus , some people will travel miles for a free sandwich , it cant be for the conversation
carbon cowboy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:32
Look at the size of Carol Vorderman's Tits!
Love to spunk on them after she's sucked my cock.
ken tate Thu, 22/10/2009 - 00:47
Vanessa Felts, Remind you of anyone??? JABBA THE HUTTS WIFE. And Picture 17 Sarah Fergason Duchess of york really is in the Bin, cant afford make up anymore. Michelle Heaton jee she looks rather haggard and her shoes dont fit she will fall flat on her face if she is not carefull. Calum Best is not looking his best!
dancingworm Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:20
And they say romance is dead.
pandakiller Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:41
I'd buy her a Babycham and Kebab first, of course...
ken tate Sat, 31/10/2009 - 01:38