High School drop out
Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:30 by HM writer

It was the premiere for 'Me and Orson Welles' last night, which of course caused a flurry of stars such as er, Ali Bastian and Brian Fortuna to race up the red carpet in London's Leicester Square. Meanwhile, Zac Efron had spent last week with 'Zoolander' on repeat to finally perfect his Blue Steel. 9/10 Zac!

Move over, erm, Robert Pattinson and that other one with the toned torso, thousands of hysterical and hyperventilating girls descended on Leicester Square just to catch a glimpse of Efron. Yes, High School Musical is over *weeps* (with joy, obviously) to star in 'Me and Orson Welles' (although it's little known actor Christian McKay who apparently makes the film).

Also at the windy premiere last night was co-star Clare Danes, Jools Holland, Kelly Reilly, Hugh Dancy, Brian Friedman, desperation personified Kandy Rain and Tom Chambers.

Just give the people what they want, Zac.

(46 seconds in, ideally..)

  • I can't really call him ugly, but I still find him strangely repellent. I think it's because he looks a bit like a Ken doll. I bet he looks like the angels from Dogma "down there". Probably a cyborg.

    retrovertigo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:08
  • He's an ugly looking boy. His face looks like a pork pie that's been trampled on. He isn't even blessed with charisma or style. Very average.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 15:44
  • You still would though.

    stix Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:39
  • eyes like pissholes in the snow

    spackomcdribble Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:12
  • he looks pretty fucking vacant.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:01
  • he looks pretty fucking vacant.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:01
  • eyes like pissholes in the snow

    spackomcdribble Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:12
  • You still would though.

    stix Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:39
  • He's an ugly looking boy. His face looks like a pork pie that's been trampled on. He isn't even blessed with charisma or style. Very average.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 15:44
  • I can't really call him ugly, but I still find him strangely repellent. I think it's because he looks a bit like a Ken doll. I bet he looks like the angels from Dogma "down there". Probably a cyborg.

    retrovertigo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:08

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