She's just Dion for attention
Thu, 21/07/2011 - 12:10 by John Hill

The strange thing about Celine Dion is that while she believes that she's an amazingly attractive woman, a beautiful, radiant sunbeam shot straight out of the urethra of God himself, she doesn't seem to think that we, the rest of humanity, agree. Weird eh? But why would she think that? To look at her glorious face is to glance at the majesty of creation, to see the blueprint for the perfect human being, to wander amongst the stars, to stare into the eye of the abyss. Actually, not that last one so much.

So why the miserable tart told her lawyers to take down the tumblr blog 'Ridiculous Pictures of Céline Dion' is completely beyond us. Seriously, she must realise the title was ironic because as everyone knows, there are no bad pictures of Celine Dion. Look. We've even put up a few of our own to illustrate the point. 

Ridiculous? No. Stunningly beautiful to the point of tears? Yes.

Incidentally, here's a selection of videos in case you think pictures are shit unless they're moving.

  • http://ridiculouspicturesofcelinedion.blogspot.com/

    Holly Quinn Fri, 22/07/2011 - 00:03
  • And now the blog is shut down. FUCK YOU DION!

    geewhiz76 Thu, 21/07/2011 - 17:34
  • Do you think this is where Jessie J got her inspiration from?

    Demented gurning for the mentally hilarious.

    topguntop Thu, 21/07/2011 - 14:21
  • Do you think this is where Jessie J got her inspiration from?

    Demented gurning for the mentally hilarious.

    topguntop Thu, 21/07/2011 - 14:21
  • And now the blog is shut down. FUCK YOU DION!

    geewhiz76 Thu, 21/07/2011 - 17:34
  • http://ridiculouspicturesofcelinedion.blogspot.com/

    Holly Quinn Fri, 22/07/2011 - 00:03

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