It's always nice when reality stars can take a moment out of their schedules to explain to all us regular folk what it is that has enabled them to make six and seven figure sums simply by occasionally driving to the shops or arguing with a family member. After all, those are things everyone else does all the time, and we very rarely get asked to do anything on camera other than show our tits. We don't even have tits, Omegle. We don't even have them.

So anyway, as the biggest bunch of freeloading timewasters on television it's a real surprise that we haven't heard from the Kardashians on a matter as pressing as 'what they actually do' before now. Luckily, Kris Jenner, the mother and possible progenitor of the fame-whoring gene in the world's most useless family was available to clear it up for us: (via Good Morning America)

“We don’t have any musical talent or singing talent…but when people tell me ‘you are famous for being famous’ I say ‘no’ we are famous for having three TV shows."

See? It was much simpler that you thought. Their talent is having no talent. They're just much better at exploiting it than most people. It seems that when you've got no talent, you've also got nothing to fear because expectations are already rock-bottom. Sex tapes are pretty much the equivalent of a Harvard degree in the reality TV business.