He’s got Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA. But how else should we refer to the star of Hot Shots! Part Deux, according to the man himself in his various onscreen and online rants?

1. High Priest
 
2. Vatican Assassin
 
3. An F-18 (“I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground”)
 
4. Rock Star From Mars
 
5. The Warlock
 
6. Mystical Thing
 
7. SHEENIUS
 
8. Bayonets
 
9. Not bi-polar but bi-winning
 
10. This odyssey that refuses to stop calling itself Charlie Sheen

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