Claudy with a chance cheat-squalls
Wed, 29/06/2011 - 16:00 by Harry Bow

Now, we're not normally ones to speculate, but what with Claudia Schiffer having lost so much weight recently and husband Matthew Vaughn being strangely AWOL during the X-Man First Class promo tour (obviously nothing at all to do with the fact that one of the film's stars is reportedly pregnant with a cast or crew member's child), could the fact that the supermodel has been spotted wearing the SAME OUTFIT TWO DAYS IN ROW be proof that she's currently kipping on a mate's sofa? 

Either that or she's a dirty bitch. Or maybe, if she's anything like us, she just thinks that if she's paid £215 for a Stella McCartney skirt, she's damn well going to wear it as much as she can (actually, it's currently in the sale for £150). Hmmm, probably not.

Actually, most likely reason - she hasn't got anything else that fits now that she's such a skeleton.

  • Unfortunately this is what happens ken, the nature of the beast if you will. Something rare, unheard of and magical lands on a select few's radar and the rise to cult hero is dealt on swift wings....

    ..then the motherfuckers get greedy, lose sight of why they were brilliant and skill in the first place and sell out to what i believe jack black calls "the man"

    It's like a web version of David Dickinson, only pastier, and less conkery.

    topguntop Thu, 30/06/2011 - 08:26
  • Broke bitch

    geewhiz76 Wed, 29/06/2011 - 22:54
  • ...Aaaand your transformation into the "showbiz" section of the Daily Mail website is now officially complete. Adios, HM. It was fun while it lasted.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 29/06/2011 - 19:25
  • ...Aaaand your transformation into the "showbiz" section of the Daily Mail website is now officially complete. Adios, HM. It was fun while it lasted.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 29/06/2011 - 19:25
  • Broke bitch

    geewhiz76 Wed, 29/06/2011 - 22:54
  • Unfortunately this is what happens ken, the nature of the beast if you will. Something rare, unheard of and magical lands on a select few's radar and the rise to cult hero is dealt on swift wings....

    ..then the motherfuckers get greedy, lose sight of why they were brilliant and skill in the first place and sell out to what i believe jack black calls "the man"

    It's like a web version of David Dickinson, only pastier, and less conkery.

    topguntop Thu, 30/06/2011 - 08:26

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