In a bid to raise her profile after the whole Big Brother Lucien debacle, Amy Childs has revealed that she would like to have her very own reality show, all about her. Like Katie Price, but without the seething inner vortex of pure evil, basically.

Amy plans on having her own spin-off show, which will mainly be based on her just wandering round, doing her thing:

"I want people to see the real me. I'd just be myself and it would be really fun. You'd get to see me doing photoshoots, opening my own business and out with friends."

Sounds thrilling, eh? The thing is, having watched her on Big Brother for three weeks, we aren’t thrilled at the idea of an Amy Childs reality show. Bless her, she’s sweet enough, but we reckon her show will feature far too much of her constant grooming, and that ugly little dog licking her face.

If she does make a show, we reckon she should call it Shu'uuuuuup! Wiff Amy Childs, with in-depth political debate, a strong emphasis on scientific development, and that little dog of hers wearing funny hats.

Amy has also spoken out about her search for romance:

"I miss having a boyfriend and it would be nice to have someone to cuddle. I want to find someone who can make me laugh and has a good personality.

"I want someone good looking. But the most important thing is their sense of humour. I want to get married and start a family when I'm 25 so I haven't got long!"

Yeah, there’s nothing more attractive than coming across as a marriage and babies-obsessed crazy person. Good luck, Amy.