Here at HM we make it our duty to inform you of all celeb tumbles - back in July we prided ourselves on being first website to break the news of Danny Devito's trip and now we can exclusively reveal that Ross Kemp has fallen over. Unfortunately we don't have a visual aid, but we're sure you can imagine. This might help. And this. 

A source wrote in to say:

"He's falled over while shooting his new show on Sky1. Landed flat on his face and his teeth bounced off the kerb. He has no upper teeth now."

Rebekah Brooks, is that you? You didn't, did you?

Here's Kemp watching someone else take a tumble. Karma innit. Not so hard now, are you, Kemp? What's that you say? We can't tell because it's all gums smacking against gums.