Following those brutal farting allegations made so recently by Britney Spears' ex-bodyguard it looks like even more sordid secrets about the part-time skinhead's personal life have come out in what we've decided to call THE SCANDALOUS CASE OF THE MISSING MIND.

Now, you should probably prepare yourself for this next snippet because it's a big one. One that might change the way you look at Britney. Forever. Ok, are you ready? Well, here it comes..

SHE HASN'T GOT A MOBILE PHONE. POW. Big news, huh? According to a source, anyway:

"Britney's inner-circle keep a close eye on her to ensure she keeps herself together.

"One of the rules is she gave up her cell phone. That helps them keep her under control."

What could possibly come out of her inner circle next? We can only imagine. Maybe her nipples are on her back, or she's surprisingly good at Scrabble, or what if the reason she kept leaning over in front of that naughty ex-bodyguard of hers was because she's had a snuke put in her snizz by her overprotective father?

So many mysteries.