Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford - a crude recreationCarey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford - a crude recreation

Little Cryin Man (Shia we mean)
Wed, 27/07/2011 - 10:40 by Gemma Exley

There's nothing like the classifieds to cheer you up after a week of shitty news, is there? All the babies, fridges and massage parlours really go to show that life goes on, although our favourite section to raise the spirits is the wedding announcements. Did you know that a lady called Carey Mulligan is set to marry a man called Marcus Mumford after the latter proposed to the former in Somerset? How lovely, just one example of how good always overcomes bad.

Still with us? Wake up, there's actually more to this than a posh girl marrying a man in a waistcoat for two reasons... 1) It will probably bother the actress's ex, Shia LaBeouf, hahah 2) We've just tried to find a picture of the couple together and there isn't one (hence our recreation for the mantlepiece) which goes to show that it is possible to be a celebrity couple and stay nice and normal/avoid being papped. Or maybe it's just because no one ever considered them a celebrity couple...

... in which case, here are some other people you may not care about who have wedding news - sweet.

Congratulations Everyone!

  • @John Hill They had a quiet wedding

    Harry Bow Thu, 28/07/2011 - 07:48
  • @stustustudio I think Brendan Fraser is now a fat Brendan Fraser

    Harry Bow Thu, 28/07/2011 - 07:47
  • 'Mr C B Thrush and Mrs P Brown' Ha ha. Those are funny names.

    John Hill Wed, 27/07/2011 - 15:12
  • He's a fat Brendan Fraser.

    stustustudio Wed, 27/07/2011 - 14:22
  • He's a fat Brendan Fraser.

    stustustudio Wed, 27/07/2011 - 14:22
  • 'Mr C B Thrush and Mrs P Brown' Ha ha. Those are funny names.

    John Hill Wed, 27/07/2011 - 15:12
  • @stustustudio I think Brendan Fraser is now a fat Brendan Fraser

    Harry Bow Thu, 28/07/2011 - 07:47
  • @John Hill They had a quiet wedding

    Harry Bow Thu, 28/07/2011 - 07:48

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