Celebrity Big Brother 2011: Charlie Sheen to be in the house, supposedly

This picture was taken shortly before he was crushed by Dorothy's house.

He won't have been cheap

Mon, 01/08/2011 - 10:24 by John Hill

Whether you love or hate Big brother, it's certainly looking like this year's Celebrity version is going to have some pretty big names in the house. Which means hopefully we'll get to see God fighting with Allah over who keeps leaving spaghetti and blood in the toilet, Jesus accusing Guru Nanak of wiping shit on his pillow covers and everyone accusing Buddha of being sexually aggressive towards the chickens. Unfortunately, when we say big names we of course don't mean deities, we mean mentally unhinged A-D listers. Guess who we're talking about. Ok, here's a clue: HE used to love to do CRACK.

That's right, Gary Busey is going to be in Big Brother house this year! HO HO HO. NO, THAT'S JUST A JOKE! Which is a shame. (We're pretty sure that if anyone ever did decide to put Gary in the house, it would rapidly become the highest rated reality TV show ever, even bigger that the royal wedding.) Instead, we've supposedly got Charlie Sheen, if any of the rumours are to be believed. By rumours, we mean The Daily Star… well, a source at The Daily Star anyway:

“It would be unbelievable. A producer’s dream."

“No-one would want to miss the chance of seeing what he’s up to and hear the wacky things he’s saying. And let’s face it, he’s been saying some crazy stuff recently.”

But Channel 5 were less forthcoming:

“Big Brother execs are in talks with a number of celebrities about appearing on the series but we’re not confirming any names at the moment.”

Well, thanks very much Daily Star, after all, it's not like we came up with this almost six weeks ago. Although it is nice to have someone agree with us for once. Finally, no we can't just wander down to our new bosses offices and ask them. As we mentioned before, we're not well liked.

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Comments

I thought Charlie Sheen had in fact achieved complete enlightenment, had become one with everything and was now at the head of a new religion.

Ps - John and Shamila, aren't God and Allah different interpretations of the same being and therefore if included in the house would simply spend time locked in the loo arguing with him/herself?
slug Mon, 01/08/2011 - 13:49
@Shamila Shaheen
Don't be silly, please.
John Hill Mon, 01/08/2011 - 12:31
John Hill its's one thing taking the piss out of Celebrities and )most of the time they deserve it)but it's another thing comparing them to Allah and God and Guru Naanak. What is happening to Holy Moly!!!
Shamila Shaheen Mon, 01/08/2011 - 12:20

John Hill its's one thing taking the piss out of Celebrities and )most of the time they deserve it)but it's another thing comparing them to Allah and God and Guru Naanak. What is happening to Holy Moly!!!
Shamila Shaheen Mon, 01/08/2011 - 12:20
@Shamila Shaheen
Don't be silly, please.
John Hill Mon, 01/08/2011 - 12:31
I thought Charlie Sheen had in fact achieved complete enlightenment, had become one with everything and was now at the head of a new religion.

Ps - John and Shamila, aren't God and Allah different interpretations of the same being and therefore if included in the house would simply spend time locked in the loo arguing with him/herself?
slug Mon, 01/08/2011 - 13:49