We don't want to blow your mind or anything, but we've round-up three celebrity news announcement, each more shocking than the next - and that's whatever order you put them in; one brunette actress is having a baby, another is getting married, while an entirely different one is dating a man!

Or to reword it; Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be an uncle, Anne Hathaway isn't marrying a con man, and Rebecca Hall did pinch Sam Mendes off Kate Winslet.

So, following a picture being published of Maggie Gyllenhaal looking very pregnant, the actress has confirmed that she is pregnant, expecting her second child with husband Peter Sarsgaard. Hoorah. They seem like a good pair, and naming your first born Ramona after the Beverly Cleary books is alright with us. 

Moving swiftly on, Anne Hathaway is set to marry low-rent Ryan Gosling lookalike Adam Shulman, the guy she hooked up with shortly after dumping her incarcerated ex for ripping off the Pope. Hoorah. 

Finally, Sam Mendes, who previously denied that he split up with Kate Winslet because of his relationship with Rebecca Hall, has confirmed that he is dating Rebecca Hall, proving that there's no smoke without liar. Sorry, fire. Hoorah.

Congratulations, guys, you've all done really well, 'A's all round.