Let's get one thing straight, everybody: the British public are silly. All week they've had the chance to get either Darryn Lyons or Bobby Sabel evicted from the Big Brother house, an opportunity you'd think anyone would jump at. But for some reason, and we don't know which idiots thought it would be in their interest to part with their own hard-earned cash for this, a significant member of the population have been voting to save both Darryn Lyons and Bobby Sabel from the chop. This meant, of course, that nobody could be arsed voting to save Tara Reid, and out of the house she came to give the most awkward post-eviction interview we ever did see.

So what was Tara's problem, then? Well her main problem is that she's batshit mental and the insides of her brain are the like the contents of a jar of baby food. But that's just our opinion. What was the matter, Tara?

"We shoot it for 24 hours. They edit it down to one hour. I don't know what they show in that hour."

Of course, Tara was worried about how the edit made her come across. Which meant it was the most fun watching her face drop in the corner of the screen as Brian showed the VT of her falling out with people, cracking up and generally losing the plot. She did not like that at all. She did not like that one bit. Tara explains:

"What I've seen of the clips right now, I'm not that happy with that."

Brian attempts to but in at this point, and what follows is one of the most awkward moments we've seen on TV in a long time...

"YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION, I'LL FINISH."

It's the sort of thing you only expect to hear somebody say on Jeremy Kyle, rather than a Hollywood actress whose career has washed up so much that she's resorted to doing a reality telvision series in the UK. But she says it - oh boy, does she say it - and in response, we all squirm, the crowd boo and Brian does one of those 'don't go there girlfriend' finger-clicks.

It was awkward, guys, so awkward our eyes scrunched and our toes curled. As soon as she's finished, Brian effectively runs away from her. No cuddle, no handshake - just the usual 'you've been a great housemate' spiel he gives to everyone with an added stroke on the knee.

We're glad that's over. Now will somebody PLEASE kick Darryn out.