Ahhh, celebs. Where would we be without them, eh? Wandering round, making films and music and stuff, and occasionally putting bits of each other in each other, all for our entertainment. Bless 'em.

Following their high-profile divorce, it is now rumoured that Scarlett undies Johansson and Ryan fit-but-dull Reynolds are back together. Well, a ‘source’ says that Scarlett’s “been texting and calling him nonstop” since the two had dinner together last month. We reckon they’re not back together, and that Scarlett’s just really annoyed at him because he kept the Arrested Development box-set and won’t give it back and, yes, she could just buy another one, but that box-set is hers from before she even met him, OK, and it’s just the principle of the whole thing, OK?

George Clooney is getting over his recent break-up by reportedly doing it with former WWE wrestler, Stacey Keibler, which is as weird as it sounds, we imagine. Almost as weird as the fact that they hooked up via a mutual friend. What sort of a person is friends with ex-WWE wrestlers and Oscar-winning actors?! And can we be friends with them too?

Sienna Miller is reportedly moving in with her boyfriend of four months, Tom Sturridge. Four months, and already moving in? Cripes! 

Ethan Hawke and his wife Ryan Shawhughes have had another baby, awww! And she’s called Indiana, like Indiana Jones!

But now, we have dark, dark, sad news, Geri Halliwell and her socialite lover Henry Beckwith have split up. A source blamed the 7-year age gap between the couple: 

“The age gap meant he had a wandering eye when it came to other women and he was interested in partying. She doesn't trust him.”

Poor old Ginger, eh? Ah well, at least she’s got her new album and her lovely dress line to distract her in these sad times…