Oh the fun of making special friends with someone just before Christmas and then having to work out whether you need to get them a gift. Poor old Tinie, we sincerely doubt Nicola Scherzinger will be content with a Downton Abbey box set and pair of La Senza pants...

If, of course, they are actually seeing each other that is... According to reports, the Cheryl Cole job thief “hit it off” with Tinie when they met backstage on X Factor USA. Talking to the Mirror, a source said:

“She was flirting outrageously and it got to the point where all the crew were whispering about something going on.

"During the rehearsal for the group performance, Tinie sat next to Nicole on one of the audience seats and the pair started dancing together and were being extremely touchy-feely.”

As well as sitting next to each other, the rapper tweeted to Scherzinger to say:

“Scherzy.. Check ya DM! X”

For a marriage proposal, obviously.

Meanwhile, it's claimed that beautiful cool man Fabrizio Moretti from The Strokes has hooked-up with beautiful cool woman Kristen Wiig, which makes us a little concerned since she's mates with Drew Barrymore, who's obviously Fab's ex. Come on, Wiig, you know the rule - it's just not cool, sista. Anyway, according to Page Six, the pair were spotted on Monday night at the Black Keys album party (obviously), with an onlooker recalling:

"They were literally on top of each other."

Like literally?

Then there's the news that Olivia Wilde is seeing Jason Sudeikis, a guy who's been previously attached to everyone woman in Hollywood, probably even Wiig. Plus Geri Halliwell has found a new man after splitting with fiance Henry Beckwith. Oh fuck it, we can't be bothered to look up the story again so let's just call him Harry.