Question: how do you make Lewizzz Hamilton even more boring than he already is? Answer: take away his boring pop star girlfriend Nicole Sherzzzzinger. Question: How do you make Joseph Gordon Levitt even hotter than he already is? Stick Scarlett Johansson on his face. That's how celebrity dating works, isn't it?

We thought it was as good as it could ever get on the gossip front when Blake Lively was spotted on an 'ice cream' date with Damian Hurley, but low and behold, something jucier has come along - woman spotted with husband!

And in further celebrity dating news, it's been reported that Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon Levitt are an item after they were allegedly spotted together in New York, although the actor's rep has since claimed that Joseph isn't even in town at the moment. Hey, were all know how much Scarlett likes her phone, so that's probably not a problem.

In news that will devastate no one but their own publicists, it has been confirmed that Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Sherzinger have split after four years together - blah blah blah too much time apart blah blah too much money blah X Factor blah Steve Jones blah.

Meanwhile, Carla Bruni finally gave birth to girl after being pregnant for several years. Cigs and booze time for someone tonight! 

Finally, Sophie Ellis Bextor has confirmed that she's having another baby with her Feeling husband Richard Jones, saying:

"I am having another baby. Due in Spring. A little brother or sister for Sonny and Kit. Family e-b-jones are happy and excited. It's a lovely thing."

Indeed it is. Congrats, all - especially to Hamilton and Sherzinger, who have now dropped from the most boring couple in the world list (even if it was by default).