When the video was released of Charlotte Church with her pants round her ankles in front of all the guests at a charity do last week, a number of curious questions were raised as to what exactly she was up to. Was she having sex? No, she was at a charity event, don't be silly. Was she taking a dump? No, she was at a charity event, don't be silly. Was she taking a piss? No, for the last time, she was at a charity event, don't be silly. Wait a second... YOU WHAT?!

Yes, that's right, when Charlotte Church was caught with her pants round her ankles in front of all the guests at a charity do last week, she was taking a piss. At a charity do. In front of everyone. Emptying her bladder all over the floor, splashing litres and litres of urine everywhere. At a charity do. In front of everyone.

Good work Charlotte.

We're not sure why we keep highlighting the fact it was a charity party. Even at a regular, everyday party, we imagine de-kegging and pissing all over the floor next to everyone else is slightly faux pas.

How about we let the classy girl herself explain?

"Last Saturday, at an outdoor event I happened to find myself desperate for a wee with the toilet cubicles all occupied. I had also consumed a bottle of wine.

However, it seems that someone was determined to expose what was an embarrassing moment for me and a dreadful lack of judgement on my part. It was Jonathan who noticed that there was some guy filming me and he tried to pull me away.

Regrettably, oh-so regrettably, I had not the time to pull up my rather large pants. I hope I can be forgiven for these antics but, you know, when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go."

We're not sure the phrase 'when you've gotta go, you've gotta go' accounts for relieving yourself slap bang in the middle of the crowd at a charity event, more a deserted forest or up against the fence at a music festival. But we forgive you Charlotte, you'll learn social etiquette one day.

Perhaps Anthony Costa could teach you?