Poor old Chris Brown. You smash your girlfriend's face against the dashboard of his car a few times and suddenly you're a violent, misogynistic arsehole. You call a fellow rapper a 'dick in da booty ass lil boy' and apparently now you're a homophobe.

What's a guy got to do to catch a break? Why can't people lighten up a bit? Problem is, until Chris Brown came along there weren't any real men in existence, so no-one really understood why anyone would act like such an obnoxious turd on purpose. Luckily, now he's been around for a while we finally understand that calling people fags and beating up women is actually just the way manly men act. For example 'YOU FUCKING FAG, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT' - is a typical manly man greeting. Great, isn't it?

Unfortunately, Chris being Chris, he's gone and done another bad thing, well, bad by society's standards anyhow. He called a bunch of photographers gay as they took pictures of him receiveing a parking ticket. He also called them niggers, but apparently that's only offensive when everyone it's referring to is black, otherwise it's just a jocular collective noun (via TMZ):

"Y'all niggas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y'ALL NIGGAS IS GAY."

We're not entirely sure how everyone knew he was saying 'niggas' rather than 'niggers', but apparently he was, so don't concentrate on that. What's important to focus on is his use of the word 'gay'. Shocking. Just shocking. Luckily he went on Twitter to apologise as soon as it happened, but the damage was done. Everyone was insulted:

"I have total respect for the gay community and my intention was not to insult anyone in it"

Come on, what more do people want? That's probably the most heartfelt apology we've read. He cares. Maybe too damn much sometimes. 

Anyway, here's what we imagine Chris Brown to be like, except white and slightly more misunderstood...