It's hardly surprising that with the hustle and bustle of modern society, many diseases are being misdiagnosed or simply missed altogether. You could almost call it an epidemic, or perhaps that's just another misdiagnosis. 

Take dyslexia for example. For many years dyslexia was believed to be a symptom of chronic laziness and general stupidity, but it turns out that they were symptoms of it! Who made this discovery? Celebrities. Celebrities did.

Which is why you'll all be glad to know that Professor Demi Moore MD has recently made a breakthrough in the field of fatigue management. While it was previously believed that 'getting fucked up on all kinds of dirty shit' would cause a person to feel tired and listless, a problem many in the past solved by simply not snooting huge lines of dick dust every twenty minutes and having a decent kip, it turns out that it's actually a clinical condition called 'exhaustion'. Good news, isn't it? You can sleep easy now, Shaun Ryder, your problems are solved.

A spokesman for the actress/clinical psychologist made this statement to the press about her fantastic discovery:

"Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her health.

"She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends."

Speaking slightly more privately to international showbiz magazine E!, a source close to Demi explained in a little more detail what had happened in the lead-up to the breakthrough:

'[Demi was]acting like she was suffering from a seizure.'

A brain seizure, most likely. Because the idea she'd just given birth to was so brilliant. And real. It's a real disease. It definitely exists. It's real.