In any gang there's always someone who takes it too far. The person who always gets the last, most vicious kick in during a fight to try and impress the others. Here at HM we pride ourselves on being the person who gets involved after that. The kind of person who steals someone's shoes and then gives them a dirty sanchez.

Heartbreakingly, in the matter of Denise Welch's recent marriage breakup and appearance on Big Brother, it seems that we've found someone even worse than us. Worse, but at the same time much better with swearwords and creative insults. Enter Twitter user allymoney1…

"So disgusting the carryon of #DeniseWelch on @Loosewomen and her pride in affairs and drunken behaviour shes no role model

@michaelmadsen @MadsenThePoet you should have won man your a legend Denise Welch is mental

Hope @timhealey gets paternity test and @Realdenisewelch slits her wrists the disgusting whore pig

@Realdenisewelch charity work my arse. Coke up your nose and dick up your hole more like hope your kids euthanise you in a yr or two

Role model @Realdenisewelch and her followers of drunk slags and peado fags how sad has England become ha ha ha

How pathetic are @realdenisewelch gang prostitutes and child molesters and unemployed northern scum pissing myself laughing at them

@realdenisewelch lost her tooth when it got stuck in her faghag boyfriends cock LMAO

@fayebarlow @RealDeniseWelch she cant cope with real men because not one would touch her moldy cunt if she tried to hit me she'd be dead

@cxd147 @RealDeniseWelch you've a face of a bitch that s been raped by her dad you mong

@JadeCoulton come and get me cunt she shouldn't be allowed in public life she's scum and so are you

Can you feel the love tonite from @Realdenisewelch scum fans its giving me a rageing hardon total fuck wits crying with laughter

Common denominator with @Realdenisewelch fans all are sad stay at home moms who won't work but take men's money like hoes

So getting off on this Jesus Christ these cunts are gullible its hilarious #DeniseWelch #Englishmorons" 

Unfortunately for allymoney1 it seems that Denise took exception to the wrist-slitting part and has called the police, who have apparently traced him/her.

"@allymoney1 By the way, my work have reported you to the police and they've traced you. Have a good day"

Sure they have. Finally, for anyone who'd like to know a bit more about allymoney1, here's another tweet:

"Thank fuck @topgear is back #Topgear #BBC2"