Frankie Cocozza's kind of like an adult version of Dennis The Menace, except instead of finding himself in hilarious scrapes he finds himself in possibly not-so-hilarious X Factor fans. Kind of surprising, considering that his main selling point seems to be that he can grow a lot of hair.

His days of sleeping around are numbered, though. Apparently he's sick of all the drinking and partying and now wants to spend his time writing music, and the only way he can do that is with a girlfriend. Conveniently, he's already got a type in mind (Via The Daily Express):

“I’m single but want a girlfriend so I cannot get so drunk and not sit down all day to write songs,”

“I want someone small, from Liverpool, with dyed red hair, piercings and tattoos.”

If anyone out there matches this description, do get in touch.