The following piece of news has left us mildly shocked. It the kind of news that in itself is quite shocking, but is not actually important or interesting enough to actually matter in any real way. The everyday equivalent would probably be something like finding a whole packet of Opal Fruits* all the same colour.

The news is that Frankie Sandford's gone to rehab, merely a week after Sarah Harding and almost a year after her ex-boyfriend, McFly's Dougie Poynter were also admitted to Posh Hospital.

Now as you may know, celebrities going to rehab is nothing new or particularly exciting, unless it's for serious drug abuse or serious alcoholism or, in some cases, just being too serious. In fact, recently people just seem to be going to rehab if they want to get away from the cameras. Cosmetic surgery is a current favourite excuse. Or 'exhaustion', whatever that means. Although injecting heroin into the back of your knees can certainly be exhausting.

However, we've been given absolutely no reason at all for Frankie's turn in whatever exclusive clinic she's popped into. Not even a hint. In fact The Daily Star (yes, yes, we know) was told it wasn't 'drink, drugs or a cosmetic procedure such as a boob or nose job', which has left us torn between the least used phrase in celebrity journalism, 'fuck it, who honestly gives a shit?' and actual, real-life curiosity.

Here are the options we reckon we're left with:
Pregnancy
Solo album
Singing lessons

Of course there's a real possibility it is drugs or booze, which would mean The Saturdays rep lied to the press. That's right, the press. Probably best to form up the usual lynch mob just in case.

*Not Starburst, never Starburst.