They’ve only been dating since December, but Frankie Sandford is sure that Wayne Bridge is marriage material. And somewhere out there, Dougie Poynter cries into his Nesquik, making crude Photoshop images of his own, imaginary, wedding to Frankie.

Frankie told the Sunday Mirror that she wants to marry Wayne (who is a professional ball-kicker for Manchester City Rovers Football Club FC):

“I hope we do get married in the future. My family wouldn’t be disappointed if I married him. He can’t do any wrong in the eyes of my friends and family – they absolutely love him!

“But I am only 22. Everyone is trying to marry me off and get me to have babies but I’m not even 25. That is for the future.”

Now, leaving aside the fact that if ‘everyone’ is trying to ‘marry her off’ at 22, she might consider getting a new social circle, we must trot out the same line we always trot out when celebs prematurely discuss marriage and babies: IT HAS ONLY BEEN 9 MONTHS, FRANKIE! COOL YOUR JETS! YOU ARE ONLY 22! YOU SOUND MENTAL!

It is blatantly obvious to see that Frankie is just trying to garner a bit of attention in the run up to The Saturdays’ new single All Fired Up (which is actually quite good) by talking about her relationship, but nobody really cares. 

Nobody except poor old Dougie, that is…