
Hulk smash
Wed, 10/08/2011 - 15:35 by John HillAmerica has riots all the time. It's kind of like the monsoons for them. Every year they arrive, loot, plunder, impregnate and then leave for warmer climes. So if anyone knows how to deal with an unruly rioter it's the Yanks. But what do they do? How do they keep those rascally bastards from destroying their towns and Carpet Rights? They send wrestlers. Loads of them.
Which is why we were so glad when we heard Hulk Hogan on Richard Bacon's 5Live show. What a relief.
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