The Australian jungle isn't just a soapbox for Katie Price, it's a place where z-listers in general get to wear red gilets whilst gobbling worms (that's not a euphemism for Peter Andre's cock, FYI). It's a place of dreams where great prizes are to be won, such as bikini endorsements and Ok! magazine colums. And it all takes place on Ant from Ant and Dec's forehead, too.

An I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Twitter account, which may or may not be real, today announced the following five names for this year's show, which kicks-off in November. Kicks-off like Imogen will when she sees who she's in there with (y'wanted a footballer? There, have Gazza).

• Wagner
• Antony Cotton
• Louie Spence
• Imogen Thomas
• Paul Gascoigne

Meanwhile, even more loosely rumoured names include:

• Freddie Starr
• Alex Reid
• Kris Smith
• Jedward
• Kerry Katona

TBH, if there is any true in this lot, it doesn't look too bad - we've heard of at least 90 per cent of them (100 per cent now that we've looked up Kris Smith, he's apparently Dannii Minogue's fiance - doh!), although though they might as well call Celeb Big Brother On Location, riiiight? 

Please please please can someone throw Brian McFadden into the mix? And maybe urinate over the waterfalll whilst Imogen's taking her obligatory sexy shower. Gazza to win, obv.

BTW, if you want to see celebs genuinely fending for themselves in the jungle, Discovery's Alone In The Wild is actually pretty good...