"Let's have some critically-panned sex and produce a below average child""Let's have some critically-panned sex and produce a below average child"

Bland people make baby
Tue, 23/08/2011 - 11:42 by BeccaDP

Ahhh, Bennifer. We often forget that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are still a couple, but it’s nice that they are, and all that. And look: they’re going to have another baby! Well done, Bennifer!

The couple already have two children, aged five and two, and have been married for six years. In Hollywood, marriage years are like dog years, so a six year marriage is basically, like, a lifetime. 

As well as still being together, Ben and Jen are still making movies, with Jennifer about to star in Butter; a film about butter carving (you get the films you deserve, people) and Ben directing Argo, a heavy drama about hostages in Iran. Ben pulled out of Baz Luhrmann’s likely-to-be-awful Great Gatsby movie to direct Argo, in possibly his wisest career choice to date.

Hey, remember Daredevil? That film sucked.

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