
FAT JONAH WAS BETTER
Wed, 14/12/2011 - 12:25 by John HillSince the petition came out for the surgical removal of the Kardashians from the public eye, it seems like there's a few Hollywood stars who are more than happy to pay for the operation. Last month Daniel Craig was one of the first to publically denounce them as idiots, and now Jonah Hill's also weighed in with his opinion. Get it? Because he's thin now, his opinion means less? Ahahaha hohohoho.
So yes, despite a courageous start and a wonderfully strong and manly last name, Jonah actually wimps out about halfway through and ends up admitting that he quite likes their show. Fat Jonah wouldn't have done that, Fat Jonah was brave.
"The truth of it is, I have friends who work in TV and the Kardashians get higher ratings than their TV shows. Shows that people actually work hard on; writing, and creating, and trying to tell stories. The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting.
"It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. Whenever I say I like reality TV, people write about it like they’re in shock. I can’t even understand it, so I watch it… I think it’s funny and I definitely enjoy it in a making-fun-of-it sort of way, but where does the line sort of end? When do I stop making fun of it and become a fan."
Stop asking silly rhetorical questions and start eating buttered sausages and drinking vegetable oil again please, Jonah. We'll all be more than happy to listen to whatever navel gazing you happen to be doing once the risk of you contracting diabetes is back up to an acceptably high level.
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