Justin Bieber was attacked outside the launch of his new fragrance (scent: socks, cheerios and ball sweat) outside Macy's in NYC yesterday by some loony bloke. The 47 year old guy was charged with disorderly conduct after knocking down the walking garbage pail kid.

Justin Beiber was not injured and even had a go at fighting back, which is the epitome of completely futile.

Reports since have said the guy was a security guard just trying to protect Justin from the surging crowd.
SO naturally, he knocks him to the ground then gets arrested. I don't want that man to be my security guard ever. Be better off getting John Leslie to scrub my wife's back in the bath.

Still, at least people were sympathetic to the poor mite's plight. That's the thing about Justin Bieber - he unites people, transcends boundaries - a bit like Bono, but taller.