Justin Bieber is young, rich and powerful. His fans love him more than they love themselves and people who've been in the music industry for longer than he's been alive all seem to want to ask his advice. So, the question is, why hasn't he gone crackers yet? When is he going to tell people they are just worthless bags of meat? When, Justin? Tell us. We await your decision.

Well, by the sounds of his recent interview with V Magazine, not as long as you might think. Apparently JB is now at the stage where he's comparing himself to world-class athletes and denouncing traditional Christian values:

“A lot of people who are religious, I think they get lost. They go to church just to go to church. I’m not trying to disrespect them, but for me, I focus more on praying and talking to Him. I don’t have to go to church.”

Ok, so that's religion, but what about life, Justin? What can you tell us about life? 

“Now that I’m on top, everyone wants to bring me down… Everyone’s trying to tug at me and take my spot.”

“Like Floyd Mayweather, he’s the best boxer in the world. Now he is a champion. Every time he goes to a fight now, people are like, ‘He’s going to lose this time.’”

Yep. Got to give it to the floppy-haired teenage millionaire, we certainly are all waiting for him to fail. BUT ONLY SO HE CAN SHED THIS EARTHLY SKIN AND START THE RAPTURE. That's the end of the world, by the way, not the band.