Net curtains from a crematorium?
Mon, 17/10/2011 - 12:16 by John Hill

Katie Price has finally remembered what it was that made her famous in the first place. Wearing almost nothing in public. You got a taster of her bottom at the launch of her recent model search TV show, Signed By Katie Price (which utterly, utterly bombed by the way), but now you get to eat the whole kebab (so to speak).

Unfortunately for Katie it's just a smidgeon too late to be doing this type fo thing now. Sure she looks good, but everyone now knows that beneath a well kept exterior (come on, you can hate her for a lot of things, but she doesn't look that bad) is someone who's happy to turn day-to-day family life into a business, all the while using dumb, tanned animals to promote whatever pink tat she's currently try to shit out into the Tescos bargain bin.

Having said that, aside from her truly horrible dress, she genuinely look that bad doing whatever she was doing in these pictures taken outside Centre Point last night.

As far as we're concerned, if we have to have Katie Price around at all, we'd rather she was doing the one thing she's actually good at, rather than the everything else she isn't. At least that way she'll have to stop fairly soon. Or become a regular in Club. Either way we won't see her anymore*.

 

*That obviously doesn't apply to all the HM staff.

  • That 'outfit' looks like a fucking surgical truss or something. Jeezy Chreezy.

    BeccaDP Mon, 17/10/2011 - 16:16
  • Body is alright but her face is fucked. Esp those fake teeth. Yuk

    dearlord Mon, 17/10/2011 - 14:44
  • She's a frowsy looking woman and it looks like she's growing a package Buck Angel would kill for. What little sensuality or sex appeal she had has long gone.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/10/2011 - 13:19
  • She's a frowsy looking woman and it looks like she's growing a package Buck Angel would kill for. What little sensuality or sex appeal she had has long gone.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/10/2011 - 13:19
  • Body is alright but her face is fucked. Esp those fake teeth. Yuk

    dearlord Mon, 17/10/2011 - 14:44
  • That 'outfit' looks like a fucking surgical truss or something. Jeezy Chreezy.

    BeccaDP Mon, 17/10/2011 - 16:16

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