Katie Price has been at a debate at Cambridge University Union today, a debate about whether women should be allowed in gentlemen's clubs or have the right to vote or something like that, and best of all, she won. She went and beat Boris Johnson's sister in a war of words.

Yes, you read that right and we're as surprised as you are. Usually the only coherent words we get from KP's direction are those of her lawyers politely asking us asking us not to perform such terrible acts of slander and libel and general meanness. Which we do, because we're nothing if not friendly.

However, this particular victory is all KPs. Not a lawyer in sight:

'If you play Trivial Pursuit with me I will definitely lose.'

'There is no such thing as can’t, because I can.'

'You can fire a cannon ball at me now and it won’t affect me. I do my job not because I have to but because I love it.'

'I’ve made lots of mistakes, but I have got no regrets apart from the Eurovision, I don’t know what I was thinking.'

So there it is, and only months after she was in Oxford Union as well. The question is, who will be selected next for the hallowed halls of Cambridge? We suggest Kerry Katona.